• @[email protected]M
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    326 months ago

    Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.

  • @[email protected]
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    76 months ago

    Please God let him die under mysterious circumstances. I’ll take the fucking W when I see it.

  • sunzu2
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    276 months ago

    where are the date stamps… or fake musk memes are just now accepted as is?

    With that being said… nobody would cry if Saint Luigi visited this parasite.

    • @[email protected]
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      126 months ago

      I heard something recently about them removing timestamps from Twitter. It sounds moronic, so makes sense that they did it.

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      286 months ago

      I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.

  • @[email protected]
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    People who think they’re ‘moral and just’ that wants Elon Musk to die, are the same people who wished that Thomas Crooks didn’t miss.

    And those same people decry Republicans as ‘toxic’.

    Both parties are just as toxic, just a matter of degree.

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      66 months ago

      Degree of what?

      Also, simple question: If I wanted people to murder Hitler or Stalin in 1940, would I also be just as bad as those?

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        Also, simple question: If I wanted people to murder Hitler or Stalin in 1940, would I also be just as bad as those?

        We can explore this fascinating philosophical question through dramatic means.

        Behold!

        (Deadpool 2 after credits scene shouldn’t really be any spoilers but what is a spoiler is a personal preference i guess)

    • @[email protected]OP
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      226 months ago

      Ozempic nearly killed my spouse. He’s in a class action lawsuit against the makers of it now.

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          He was taking it for his diabetes as prescribed by his doctor. Diabetics are prone to getting diabetic gastroparesis, which is caused by nerve damage to the muscles of the stomach which in turn causes delayed gastric emptying into the intestine. It turns out Ozempic causes gastroparesis and other GI symptoms. So it gave him the nerve damage, and when we were on vacation he got a near constant case of diarrhea, and got COVID on the way home to boot; thankfully we are extremely vaccinated so it was mild. But the diarrhea persisted and persisted, and he began to be unable to eat because of it, so he couldn’t take his Ozempic. This ended up with him in diabetic ketoacidosis, a trip in the yee-woo wagon to the ER, and a 12 day admission. He was almost completely comatose when I came home that day and couldn’t keep his eyes open or catch his breath.

          Apparently lots of cases of what is called euglycemic diabetic ketoacidosis turn up in the ER. And my friend who is a GP told me after I told her what was going on that she had had two patients with the same thing.

          https://www.med.ubc.ca/news/weight-loss-drugs-linked-to-stomach-paralysis-other-serious-gastrointestinal-conditions/

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              Oh I want people to know this happened so I’m glad you asked, it’s not widely known about yet. The SGLT2 inhibitors are super popular for weight loss so this was unfortunately a bad outcome for a diabetic.

  • @[email protected]
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    176 months ago

    Billions of dollars and he still needs endless attention. I assume the money was just a ploy to get more attention. Issues with his parents in childhood maybe?

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      46 months ago

      We all have issues. I guess it’s comforting knowing that all the money in the world won’t help.

  • NutWrench
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    446 months ago

    It won’t be “mysterious” at all. Perhaps the"autopilot" in one of his Teslas will mistake a set of railroad tracks for a road and drive him headfirst into an oncoming train.

    And that would be a shame.

  • @[email protected]
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    176 months ago

    i would be in favour of foregoing formalities and settling for a ‘backshot’ in front of a new york hotel

    • Lemminary
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      I say we make it more interesting this time around with a hammer. Idk, I’m just spitballing here for my own amusement.