NOOOOO, IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME.
I literally said “FUCK YES” out loud when I read this.
If you carry a sign reading “you deserve to be raped” then you can’t complain about being clubbed on the head, because you obviously are a waste of genetic material
I think “you deserve to be hit over the head with a baseball bat” is an understandable response to “you deserve to be raped”.
I’d say, it’s too mild a response, but anything within the line, I guess.
Forcible penetration by a baseball bat might put things in perspective for him.
Sucks he didn’t die.
There’s always next time ☺️
Only the good die young I’ve heard
- Pinochet: 91
- Reagan: 93
- Thatcher: 87
- Kissinger: 100
- Mugabe: 95
- Sheldon Adelson: 87
Checks out.
In France we have Jean-Marie Le Pen. He tortured people and was friends with nazis. He’s 96 and still alive.
No one is too old to taste a bat
Jean-Marie Le Pen
He’s 96 and still alive
That’s awful!
For any wondering, no, that’s not a coincidence. He is Marine Le Pen’s father.
I don’t agree with the idea of punishing people for their parent’s crimes, they may turn out alright in spite of their relationship to their parents. That has no bearing on Marine, tho. Hope France does everything in their power to keep her away from anything that counts as influence, tho.
Roman Polankski is 91 and still kicking.
I feel like the universe’s Karma Police needs new recruitment or leadership or something.
People who do shit like that, evade justice then live that long shouldn’t be allowed to happen. The way light can’t escape a black hole, degenerate and violent people shouldn’t be able to escape justice.
Counterpoint: Jimmy Carter made it to 100.
“Only the good die young” logically implies that good people can live a long time, but bad people will never die young. A counterexample would be someone who was an absolute shitbag and also died young.
Statistically speaking some of those kids with cancer have to be assholes, right? Some of those assholes might turn out bad, if they lived.
I guess one could argue they weren’t completely bad when they died since they were kids.
Jimmy “I invented the Contras and moved them posing as Red Cross” Carter?
True, and Betty White to 99, just a couple weeks plus change from her 100th.
They’re very much the EXCEPTION rather than the rule, though…
How many deaths do you think Jimmy was responsible for being a peanut farmer?
I used to think that was just a saying but now that I’m in my 40s, it has generally held true, and it suuuucks.
Hit him again.
I think she used the baseball bat incorrectly in this particular situation. Opportunity missed!
Now time to be around him with a sign reading, “You deserve to be hit on the head with a bat.” I’m certain he’d agree.
He’s still standing in the picture, we should let her try again
I guess we could all have a turn at the human piñata.
I mean, if anyone deserves to be raped it is someone holding a sign threatening rape
deleted by creator
Tabitha Brubaker has been charged felony assault and marijuana possession
Boooo, fuck off with the weed charge on there too
He pressed charges over that? I hurt myself worse at work and walk it off. That guy’s a bitch.
This may have been sole reason to do that, so of course he did
Grasping at any straw to play the victim.
Your body, my choice to hit it with a baseball bat.
Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? I BONK people
I’ve been playing far too much brawl stars. I heard the “wack” in my head and exhaled air out muh nose. 10/10
Those who live by the sword…
…die by the Bonk.
