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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 8 months ago

Anon airs out

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Anon airs out

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 8 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    47•8 months ago

    Coincidence?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•8 months ago

      What app is that?

      • @[email protected]
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        5•8 months ago

        Connect for Lemmy on Android

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • Chaos
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    Funniest shit I’ve read today X’D

  • hmmm
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  • jia_tan
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    29•8 months ago

    • @[email protected]
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      2•8 months ago

      I’m not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.

      • jia_tan
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        1•8 months ago

        Yeah, it’s the n word

  • Omega
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    24•8 months ago

    I should have just scrolled away

    1000014574

  • @[email protected]
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    29•8 months ago

    too tired to move

    Yeah, no, I’m calling bullshit. WTF anon?

  • @[email protected]
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    46•8 months ago

    What a terrible day to be literate

  • @[email protected]
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    11•8 months ago

    Well, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.

  • @[email protected]
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    • THCDenton
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      • lime!
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        5•8 months ago

        i liek choccy milk

  • Omega Cloud
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    41•8 months ago

    Anon became a white woman.

    • @[email protected]
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      • @[email protected]
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        You’ll hate me too for explaining it, there’s a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.

        I didn’t make it up and I don’t spread such stereotypes, but that’s what they meant by their above comment.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•8 months ago

          Does engaging and explaining such stereotypes count as spreading them?

          • Zeppo
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          • @[email protected]
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            8•8 months ago

            No.

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          • Omega Cloud
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            3•8 months ago

            There’s even a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

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          • @[email protected]
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            11•8 months ago

            I’m inclined to agree on that lol. No problem, and I’m glad we can continue a state of hatelessness between us!

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              • Zeppo
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                deleted by creator

                • @[email protected]
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                  Go back and reread unames, you probably have me confused for the original commenter, I only explained it I didn’t make the OG comment. (I was third, it was omega cloud, to whom xor replied, to whom I replied with the explanation.)

        • Zeppo
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          4•8 months ago

          This is my first time hearing about that. Many people are extremely stupid, so it makes sense some notion like that would be idiotic racist bullshit that various losers would believe.

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          4•8 months ago

          I don’t spread such stereotypes

          I’ve got some bad news for you…

          • @[email protected]
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            4•8 months ago

            Oh you know what I mean lmao.

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              3•8 months ago

              Not really. I don’t know what effect you thought posting the stereotype online in public was going to have other than to spread it. This is exactly and precisely what spreading it looks like, surely?

              • @[email protected]
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                No.

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                  3•8 months ago

                  You must be great at keeping secrets too!

  • Dr. Wesker
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    103•8 months ago

    Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•8 months ago

      So, OP got rewarded?

    • @[email protected]
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      8•8 months ago

      I hate you.

    • IninewCrow
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      10•8 months ago

      Dog gone it!

    • @[email protected]
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      Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

      • @[email protected]
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        25•8 months ago

        Apparently, it’s the tamer version of “fuck the dog”.

        https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/screw-the-pooch-etymology-of-the-idiom-dates-back-to-nasa-and-the-military.html

        • @[email protected]
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          Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it’s already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.

          • @[email protected]
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            The origin doesn’t include actually having sex with a dog though. “Fuck the dog” was just an expression for being lazy and “screw the pooch” simply makes it more palatable.

            • @[email protected]
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              Wtf else would it mean?

              • @[email protected]
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                Whether the action was feeding, walking, or fornicating, though, all of these early examples were used to mean “to loaf around” or “to waste time” (dogs have often been associated with laziness, as in the expression “dogging it”). Later on, possibly around World War II, “fucking the dog” and its euphemistic equivalents took on a secondary meaning of “blundering.”

                • @[email protected]
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                  1•8 months ago

                  Ok, so Google up fornicate one time

  • @[email protected]
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    42•8 months ago

    “be moaning like an anime girl” fucking lost it

  • @[email protected]
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    138•8 months ago

    Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn’t like your post.

  • Cruxifux
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    159•8 months ago

    This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

    • Chaos
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      1•8 months ago

      You have confirmed that this isn’t true, but you did forget to add also gay as it’s a fact must be added.

    • snooggums
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      33•8 months ago

      “Violence is isually the answer.”

      • Roadhog

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