I live in Massachusetts and would totally support seceding and going to Canada.
Can RI come along too? You won’t have to worry about their terrible driving, they’d never drive out of the region.
We need Vermont to join. It makes sense. Maple syrup monopoly to boot.
Stan Marsh? I thought you were in Colorado.
massachusetts has all the english names anyway it’d be easy to slap the queen on our money
Second!
Yeah but under Doug Ford? Dudes a moron who’s made it his personal mission to spend money to remove bike lanes.
i mean toronto/ontario is largely anti ford.
They just keep voting for him, or not voting against him. Get it together Ontario!
minor compared to the shit show coming up in the US
North Carolina plox
Not to nitpick but Ford offered to buy Minnesota and Minneapolis but Minneapolis is a city IN Minnesota. I think it would come with. Kind of like whip cream.
It’s whipped not whip my guy
I want to get angry, but your right damn it. So thank you for correcting me.
I think whip cream is when you collect pus from a wound caused by whipping someone
While stories like this might make Doug Ford seem like a pretty cool guy, rest assured that he’s an idiot. And a terrible Premier.
Frankly I’m surprised he’s not bending the knee for Trump. The two have a lot more in common than they do differences.
Good to know. Thanks. Not up on Canadian politics. US politics keeps me pretty busy these days. You know, mostly cringing in fear.
Idk it’s basically like the cities and a whole lot of nothing. He might have just been like throw in the rest of Minnesota, but no deal without Minneapolis.
Trump has had a lot of nasty things to say about Minneapolis after BLM.
Trump has a lot to say about everything. Mostly, stupid, wrong, or mean. Getting him to shut up is the problem.
Having watched Strange Brew, I’d have expected a response more like,“Take off, you hoser!” from those fine folks in the Great White North.
Dumbass would probably take the offer if he thought he could get away with it
“I’ve talked to so many governors and congresspeople and senators and never once did they say Canada is the problem,” Ford told CNN. He emphasized that a bilateral deal between Canada and the U.S. would be a better solution than imposing tariffs on Canadian goods.
I’m no fan of Doug Ford, but he’s right here. I guess Trump’s plan is to drive Canada into the ground economically through tariffs then invade or otherwise annex Canada when it’s too poor and desperate to resist. But why? It would be more profitable to both the USA and Canada simply not to do any of this. There are only two explanations I can think of:
- Belligerence is the only thing Trump understands, even when it works to his own disadvantage, because actual diplomacy is too complicated for him and soft power contains the word “soft”, and/or
- Trump isn’t working for the interests of the USA, but rather for those who want to see NATO and other Western alliances destroyed.
Florida! Let’s take this chance to dump Florida off onto somebody else!
Half of Canadians live below the 49th latitude I think, so technically a lot of americans live further north than the average canadian.
Seems fair, we have a chunk of Canda’s northwest, they can have a chunk of our southeast.
Naw, you can keep your nations dick.
Well with rising sea levels, it appears to have a chronic watery discharge, so it’s probably best that we just get rid of it.
Would selling Florida be the equivalent to the US transitioning?
Wait what, ah yes, Florida is the dick of the US.
I’ll throw in a 10 piece nugget!
I have some used toilet paper. Might be worth more then Florida
Hit’em with the ol counteroffer.
So we’re just actually gonna do the Michael Moore United States of Canada vs Jesusland thing?
Watch out about offering to buy something. Sometimes they force you to go through with it.
Ask Elon.
Or they add a lot more to the deal. New Orleans wasn’t worth the rest of it.
That worked out for him.
He ended up owning the whole fucking country.
Lamesauce, the correct response to anything Trump says is …
Convicted felons aren’t allowed to enter the country.
Trump couldn’t try before he buys.
Please take Wisconsin. Too many idiot rednecks that vote against their own interests and a broken ass government here
Nah, give them the Dakotas. Wisconsin at least has nice scenery.
Was kind of hoping Michigan made the list. Would be nice getting to escape Trump that way
Yeah same
The Gordie Howe bridge is almost done! It only makes sense.
Under Trump’s plan would a Canadian-cum-US American be eligible to become President of the United States ?
It would be an occupied territory without rights, basically Puerto Rico but given the nestle treatment to stripmine it of all resources, so in a word. No
