TO COPS
Typisch Bullenschweine
I beat my wife at Mario Kart and now she won’t play me anymore.
“Marijuana users are 100 percent more likely to try to convince you that legalizing Marijuana will solve all the worlds problems.” -Me.
I have no data to support this, but guessing MJ users might even be less likely to do this.
too high to think about any reason to beat their spouses
I was going to beat my wife… but she’s all the way on the other side of the couch… and there’s chips right here.
Not currently high, but unless maybe your wife is a billionaire or multimillionaire ceo, I can’t really think of any reasons either…
When they are a nazi, maybe
But then you wouldn’t have married but assassinated, probably.
Can confirm, I only beat my wife when I’m not high
