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nifty to [email protected] • 5 months ago

Lemons

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Lemons

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nifty to [email protected] • 5 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    20•5 months ago

    I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!!!

    • @[email protected]
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      18•5 months ago

      Make lemon-nades.

  • @[email protected]
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    77•5 months ago

  • @[email protected]
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    7•5 months ago

    All lemons are GMOs.

  • @[email protected]
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    37•5 months ago

    Bro I’m on acid rn and the fuckin face just freaked me out on the last panel

    • @[email protected]
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      30•5 months ago

      Christ, I would think that the last thing you’d want to be doing on acid is browsing the internet where you can’t be sure of what exactly you’ll scroll across.

      Maybe I’m vitally misunderstanding acid trips, but where’s your trip guide/designated driver/sober buddy? Where’s your pre-prepped/vetted media to keep you from a bad experience?

      • @[email protected]
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        8•5 months ago

        Trip sitters and vetting content isn’t required imo if u know yourself and how you react to drugs in general.

        But building up the dosage slowly and having someone there for the first time is probably smart.

        I’d also avoid taking an hour bike trip through a dark forest but hindsight is 20/20, theme parks are great fun on the other hand though.

      • psychOdelic
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        8•5 months ago

        last acid trip consisted of me browsing Lemmy for many hours aswell, because my “trip guide” kinda bailed on me, but it still wasn’t all that bad. Really, its all about the mindset, if you can convince yourself that everything is fine, it is.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•5 months ago

          My last acid trip involved spending a night at a campsite. I’m not really sure how or why…we didn’t have a camper…or a tent. We just found a patch of grass in a rather busy campground and tripped balls in the open all night.

      • DUMBASS
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        2•5 months ago

        Man reading the random weird shit I found online was a fun part of my trips, sooo many weird but interesting rabbit holes you find, it’s like they’re hidden slightly askew from reality.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•5 months ago

        There is no trip sitter lol. The four of us just go on YouTube and find the funniest shit we can, go on a walk. Come back and watch a movie. And finish it all off with a tasteful selection of YouTube poop

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    5 months ago

    “When life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, make lemons.”

  • @[email protected]
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    12•5 months ago

    When life gives you lemons, look for a lemon stealing whore.

  • @[email protected]
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    81•5 months ago

    Like life would just “give” you lemons…

    • idunnololz
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      1•5 months ago

      lemnnnnnnn

    • niftyOP
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      30•5 months ago

      No, I take them all the time

      • @[email protected]
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        70•5 months ago

        • @[email protected]
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          9•5 months ago

          Unholy thoughts

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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          10•5 months ago

          WHERE’S THAT LEMON STEALING WHORE

        • @[email protected]
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          2•5 months ago

          Anybody run him over with a zamboni yet?

        • @[email protected]
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          29•5 months ago

          HEY WHAT THE FUCK

    • @[email protected]
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      5•5 months ago

      Give cave johnson the lemmons?

      • Midnight Wolf
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        4•5 months ago

        I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

        • @[email protected]
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          4•5 months ago

          “Make LIFE take the LEMONS BACK!”

          • jkozaka
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            4•5 months ago

            GET MAD!

    • @[email protected]
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      9•5 months ago

      When life rents you lemons…

      • @[email protected]
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        3•5 months ago

        You don’t buy lemonade, you rent it.

  • @[email protected]
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    67•5 months ago

    The irony of Cave Johnson being the one saying this…

    • @[email protected]
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      38•5 months ago

      As in JK Simmons voices that guy? I’ve never watched the show but suddenly I can hear his voice so vividly.

      • @[email protected]
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        53•5 months ago

        Yes. JK Simmons voices both Omni-man, and the founder of Aperture Science from Portal, where he had a rant about Life giving you Lemons (and how he’d weaponize them by creating a combustible lemon)

        • @[email protected]
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          5•5 months ago

          After watching whiplash, I have a hard time seeing him and not hating his guts.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•5 months ago

            How about the Legend of Whiplash?

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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            2•5 months ago

            Even in this scene?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUq6J293-e4

  • @[email protected]
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    27•5 months ago

    The molecule responsible for orange and lemon flavours are just mirror images of each other.

    https://www.adevos.science/optical-isomerism/

  • @[email protected]
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    12•5 months ago

    I prefer this delivery

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    5 months ago

    We all got holes to fill
    And them holes are all that’s real
    Some fall on you like a storm
    Sometimes you dig your own

  • @[email protected]
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    5 months ago

    Was half expecting a slightly more combustible take on lemons…

  • @[email protected]
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    67•5 months ago

    I’m just here to comment how nice it is to see semicolons used, and correctly used at that, in a meme. Sexy

    • stebo
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      5•5 months ago

      is it more correct here than a comma and why?

      • @[email protected]
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        10•5 months ago

        the explanation i received a long time ago in grade school was:

        commas should be used when you want to combine a sentence with a sentence fragment (i.e. something that’s not a sentence); semicolons should be used when you want to combine a sentence with another sentence, provided both sentences are closely related to each other.

        now, i’m sure the actual rule is probably more complicated and nuanced than that, but the above idea has served me well throughout my academic career. i’ve found it helpful for getting an intuition on when they should be used and why.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•5 months ago

        It’s probably just a typo.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•5 months ago

      That’s just what the Grammar Industrial Complex wants you to believe about their so-called punctuation.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•5 months ago

    Lemons are a social construct

  • @[email protected]
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    8•5 months ago

    I’ve never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xer’s top fantasy.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•5 months ago

      The show is called “Invincible” about a superhero with the same name, who is the son in the image. The father is patterned after Superman and is challenging.

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