It doesn’t bother me, I’m of the opinion you should wipe until you see blood either way.
Seems like a hanlons razor kind of thing
I never watched Battlestar Galactica.
Hanlon was an exceptionally clumsy Gold who had a habit of murdering lowColors with his razor by mistake.
Lol, did you google that wrong and get the BSG episode titled “Razor” ?
Maybe this also …
single ply is perfectly fine for drying
Jokes on you, we actually have ok toilet paper at work.
I use that stuff at home because we have old pipes and a bidet. Only need the TP to dry off anyway.
They use one’s made for large office buildings in large office buildings. It breaks down in the plumbing system. You can use the luxury ones at home because you’re only flushing a few times a day and it’s a generally short trip out of the house into the sewers. Office buildings see much heavier flushing and that good good might create expensive clogs in their complicated plumbing systems.
Now if we are talking small office and not a whole building then yeah your boss is just cheap.
Explain high rise apartments/condos.
OP wants you to believe Trump uses single ply in Trump Tower.
depends.
I suggest the infrastructure. A high rise apartment block will have much better plumbing and capacity as it is designed to handle every apartment having at least one bathroom and toilet. And realistic expectations would be many of those are in use at the same time as people get ready around the same time in the morning for work.
An office block has to fit minimum requirements so that is enough toilets per floor to meet regulations and unlikely many or any showers / baths. And not every bathroom is going to be in use at the same time - there will peak times of course but not every employee on the toilet at the same time.
When building an office block they’re not going to have anywhere near the same infrastructure as an apartment block. It’s one of the reasons it’s expensive to convert an office block to apartments.
Best case is probably to design as if all objects of interest do a thing (e.g. all toilets, faucets, etc. flushed at once)
Believable, but doesn’t explain why I work on commission and am still given single ply. I can’t make much money while I shit, so at least let me do it comfortably.
The only real solution is to just poop more. Keep wiping. Clog those johns. Make them pay to fix the busted pipes from our collectively massive BMs.
Unpopular opinion: I prefer single ply.
I also like to touch my own asshole
My old roommate loved single ply. He thought the soft thicker paper was not worth it.
One place I worked for I asked about this and they said it was because thicker toilet paper was more likely to clog the plumbing
No clue if that’s true. I use a bidet with a built in dryer bc I’m a baller
I mean it’s true, in the same sense that in some countries you don’t flush the toilet paper as it will cause plumbing issues. It’s all about design of the plumbing at that point, and in places where you flush toilet paper it shouldn’t be that big of a concern unless they skimped on the plumbing.
Also as my grandma taught me, there is such a thing as a courtesy flush before ya wipe.
I’ve worked for very large organizations (30k+ employees) that didn’t use crappy paper.
All depends on the company.
I will still shit there. And if it takes more time because of the “shitty” condition they put me into, well, jokes on them
If the office doesn’t have a bidet I’m not going!
Eh, probably not imo. Most companies are just cheap, especially if they’re using those commercial dispensers designed to reduce excess use.
Most company leadership just isn’t that deep. They go through the supply catalog, order whatever’s cheap or whatever they’ve always ordered and then go about their day.
the cheap af tp and the dispensers that lock up the oh, so precious supplies, is also to prevent theft.
Mhm. It’s easier to get bulk garbage thin paper. When I go into the office, I have my own stash of the nicest plush TP available so my ass doesn’t bleed. I miss my bidet when I have to leave the house D:
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Exactly. I even got a 6 pack of “Dude Wipes” for Xmas.
Fragile masculinity wipes.
With a clean & soft asshole.
Talking about the branding, not the use of wipes in general. The “dude” brand is designed to play on men’s fragile masculinity. “Oh no, I can’t buy wipes that’s too feminine.” You got them as a gift so that says nothing of you. Someone probably thought it was funny.
Ha, yeah, I certainly don’t care what wet wipes work.
Please note you should NEVER flush any baby wipes or similar down the toilet. They should go in the trash if you must use them, but using washable alternatives (if you have a baby for example) if possible is better. Baby wipes contain a lot of plastic. If you flush them they might clog up the toilet, which you might not care about at work. But if it doesn’t clog up the toilet, it gets into the sewer and causes trouble there, trouble your tax money / water bill money goes to fix. If it does go through smoothly it will in the worst case end up in rivers and oceans, floating around for a long time before degrading into microplastics.
even if it’s 100% cotton (which I’m not sure it exists) it will cause trouble in the sewer as it won’t disintegrate like TP
Ends up in Rivers & oceans? Are you living in 18th century England?
It goes to a waste treatment facility. Plastics, dead goldfish, drugs, toys are common. Everywhere, people flush all sorts of things besides shit down toilets. It’s a pain, but totally expected.
Cause it always happens.
I work in a different town, so not my problem
