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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 6 months ago

Time travel is easy, it's just lame

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Time travel is easy, it's just lame

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 6 months ago
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  • Lemminary
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    20•6 months ago

    you can easily return to the past

    but a tree used to be there where you are and now you’ve impaled it

    • @[email protected]
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      Well, if we follow that logic, then where you end up is the emptiness of space, even if you go back exactly one year.

      People tend to forget that the Earth not only goes around the sun, but the whole system is moving, so Earth is not in the same place as it was a year ago, even if it is relative to the sun.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•6 months ago

        I think that brings up the question of how do we go about establishing an absolute position? If everything is moving, what isn’t?

        Everything being relative is a hell of a thing.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•6 months ago

        Presumably all time travel devices, spells, etc. compensate for that. If someone figured out how to travel to the past, calculating where the planet was at the time should be easy by comparison.

        • @[email protected]
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          Even more specifically, if we are talking a temporal teleport, then this shouldn’t be a surprise. Most mainstream fiction uses teleports for time travel, pop out of one time and into another without experiencing the time between. As opposed to the device Farnsworth made in The Late Philip J. Fry, where they actually just change speed through time instead of skipping through it. In the latter case, you shouldn’t have to worry about this issue at all. But with a teleport, any teleportation device is simultaneously a temporal and spatial teleport, due to causality and the nature of spacetime. So any teleport would need spacetime coordinates, not just spatial or temporal coordinates.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•6 months ago

            In the year 252525

            The backwards time machine still won’t have arrived

            In all the world, there’s only one technology

            A rusty sword for practicing proctology

  • @[email protected]
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    13•6 months ago

    Perfect [email protected] content!

    • 🔍🦘🛎
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      2•6 months ago

      [email protected] too

  • I Cast Fist
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    2•6 months ago

    ♪♫ He’s gonna take you back to the past ♪♫

  • @[email protected]
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    5•6 months ago

    Reminds me of white Christmas from black Mirror

  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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    34•6 months ago

    Your brain is a time machine. However, it cannot effect the reality that you physically reside in.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•6 months ago

      Time machine, but not a space machine

      • @[email protected]
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        18•6 months ago

        And the bike is a space machine, but not a time machine. What we need is a spacetime machine.

        • @[email protected]
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          5•6 months ago

          Ok so we need

        • @[email protected]
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          10•6 months ago

          If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can’t return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.

      • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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        5•6 months ago

        You can travel through space too, but again, it won’t affect the world you physically reside in.

        😔

        • Lemminary
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          1•6 months ago

          Ackshzually ☝🤓 It will displace the air molecules around you causing a subtle but uncontrollable chain of events that will culminate in the next category 6 typhoon in Japan. Quickly, freeze!

    • @[email protected]
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      We all have our time machines, don’t we.
      Those that take us back are memories.
      Those that carry us forward are dreams

  • Krafty Kactus
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    9•6 months ago

    [email protected]

  • @[email protected]
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    46•6 months ago

    Because the langoliers got them?

    • @[email protected]
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      8•6 months ago

      That was the first Steven King movie I saw when I was a teenager. Messed me up.

      • Random_Character_A
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        3•6 months ago

        Miniseries

      • @[email protected]
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        6•6 months ago

        I saw it on TV when I was 7 or 8. I had nightmares for months.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•6 months ago

        yeah balki doesn’t do well

    • @[email protected]
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      • @[email protected]
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        8•6 months ago

        Serge - pronounced sa-rrr-zzh

      • @[email protected]
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        8•6 months ago

  • @[email protected]
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    5•6 months ago
    > go back in time
    > "no one is there"
    > change plans
    > change SPAS12 to a barrel of petrol
    > go to the moment when Thomas Mathus has been born
    > pour everything with it
    > the whole Malthus family dies
    > go back to the present
    > it's now a utopia without neoliberal capitalism and/or the world-wide rise of fascism
    
  • @[email protected]
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    7•6 months ago

    Isn’t this the premise of The Langoliers?

  • @[email protected]
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    65•6 months ago

    Only time travel to the future is possible. For example I will time travel one hour into the future and it will take me one hour to get there

    • @[email protected]
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      You can travel to the past. You just need to take a plane to somewhere in a negative offset time zone.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•6 months ago

      I’ll travel several hours into the future and it only takes me one bottle of vodka.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•6 months ago

      We are all time travelers

    • @[email protected]
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      5•6 months ago

      Unless you’re traveling close to the speed of light!

      • @[email protected]
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        It still takes you an hour, it just takes everyone else near infinitely longer.

    • The Menemen!
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      Slowing down the metabolism seems the mistake realistic thing we might be able to do to something like time traveling.

    • @[email protected]
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      25•6 months ago

      My Lemmy client says your comment is 1h old. Is it possible to learn this power?

      • irelephant [he/him]🍭
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        2•6 months ago

        You can backdate posts on AP.

  • @[email protected]
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    38•6 months ago

    The people are all gone, the Langoliers just haven’t shown up yet.

    • @[email protected]
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      Of course not, don’t be ridiculous.

      • @[email protected]
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        This comment makes me so happy, I do the dance of joy.

    • @[email protected]
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      Even though a bit cringy because of the metaphysical stuff, I really liked that twist on the time travel trope.

    • @[email protected]
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      My first thought

  • irelephant [he/him]🍭
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    6•6 months ago

    Weirdcore my beloved

  • @[email protected]
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    Langoliers but worse special effects

    • @[email protected]
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      1•6 months ago

      I think you mean better…

      • @[email protected]
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        I think you mean heresy

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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  • blaue_Fledermaus
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    It is a plot point in the sci-fi series Perry Rhodan, where they push the whole solar system 15 minutes into the future (iirc) to hide it from the rest of the universe.

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      • @[email protected]
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        No, sounds like the solar system just got pushed out of phase with the rest of their universe.

        • @[email protected]
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          The solar system will probably fall apart with the sudden disappearance of gravity of other systems

      • blaue_Fledermaus
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        For the “present” of the rest of the universe it is just empty space, the Solar System is in a bubble of spacetime completely disconnected from the rest and continuously shifted 15 minutes.

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