• stebo
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    556 months ago

    you gotta appreciate the effort though

    • Sippy Cup
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      And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

      I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

      Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites

      • stebo
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        506 months ago

        if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size

      • @[email protected]
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        36 months ago

        Okay as a Chicagoan I’m inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.

        • @[email protected]
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          And here as an Estonian I thought pizza was an Italian food but it seems increasingly American at this rate lmao

  • partial_accumen
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    I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

      • Lemminary
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        76 months ago

        Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

        • @[email protected]
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          Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

          Make your jokes if you must but know I’m scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

  • @[email protected]
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    226 months ago

    In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

    • Lemminary
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      76 months ago

      Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

      • @[email protected]
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        96 months ago

        I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they’re not reading special instructions. It’s a sweat shop.

        • Chris
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          76 months ago

          Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

      • @[email protected]
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        I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn’t matter, people still knock lol

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      186 months ago

      maybe they read it but ignore it because they don’t want to take the effort?

      • stebo
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        56 months ago

        for me there was one image that was somewhat interesting… nothing too exciting though

      • @[email protected]
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        DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

        • @[email protected]
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          Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

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            Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

          • JackFrostNCola
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            116 months ago

            Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

  • Riskable
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    36 months ago

    Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!