Work on a Consular Ship and go on diplomatic missions they said! It will be fun they said!

yeah, Peter, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. We ah, lost a few people and, need to catch up. Thanks

Look guys, I know we’re scared but that’s no excuse for shitting in my hat.

Did you say Vader is on the other side of that door? I’m gonna hurl.

I told you we should have stopped and asked for directions when we took that wrong turn at Endor.

Hammond, you blithering idiot! He’ll deflect all our blaster bolts with his lightsaber! … Stop shooting, they’re coming back at us!

What do you mean this doesn’t qualify for student loan reimbursement?

“Uh, I just read the script. Says we die in the first scene.”

“So what’s the point of these things having a visor at all if they are stuck in the up position?”