A Direct is announced for April 2nd to cover the games.

  • Uninvited Guest
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    1574 months ago

    So much for Nintendo’s previous naming conventions. I was really hoping for the New Super Nintendo Switch U.

  • Mister Neon
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    144 months ago

    I really don’t like the logo. I know why the logo looks that way considering the Wii U branding debacle, but still.

    • @[email protected]
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      64 months ago

      I‘m assuming they debated about it until the very last second until they settled with the safest option. The leaks probably accelerated things a lot towards the end and it might’ve been called something different entirely if they had more time to agree on a name.

      • mosiacmango
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        74 months ago

        Its been what, 8 years since the original switch was released?

        They had plenty of time to decide on a better name.

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          That‘s not how projects or marketing work most of the time, however. Nintendo is known to use project names throughout development. They have a schedule for each and every step and the recent leaks have turned things upside down for sure.

          The reveal itself looks incredibly rushed. I suspect they hastily whipped up a quick animation in Blender by using some simple modifiers and clever editing. It has “Make a product animation in Blender” Youtube tutorial written all over it, if that makes sense. I kind of love it, but it’s not very Nintendo-like and neither is the name.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      394 months ago

      It had worth to me, as someone who was stuck in a place where it was unacceptable to watch a video but was acceptable instead to read a summary quietly.

      • go $fsck yourself
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        4 months ago

        Mute the video?

        There’s also this

        The summary of the article isn’t even good. It buries the info in a bunch of other useless information, probably to increase word count and SEO. They could have included pictures from the video, too, but didn’t.

          • @[email protected]
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            23 months ago

            I can see how it would be a little awkward at jury selection lol

            However the video just has some generic sounding apple-esque marketing music and no talking so no headphones required!

            • @[email protected]OP
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              13 months ago

              I couldn’t know that until I got home, and this article summarized everything just fine as well as embedding the source video in it.

  • @[email protected]
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    124 months ago

    Lol. I did put my money on “barely distinguishable from the Switch 1, maybe bigger”. I guess I win the betting pool.

    I’m mainly happy because I didn’t want to be tempted to support Nintendo’s lawsuit happy asses, anyway.

    If they ever release a Virtual Boy Mini, my conscience will never recover from my own hypocrisy, though.

    • Prethoryn Overmind
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      24 months ago

      Congratulations on your personal betting pool. Wishing you the best.

      I will be buying one.

    • Nora
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      4 months ago

      I plan on buying just the console (which they usually lose money on anyways), and then leaving it in the box not connected to the Internet until a mod chip comes out.

      • @[email protected]
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        84 months ago

        I don’t think Nintendo loses money on their consoles. With the original switch, and this switch 2, they specifically went with old and slow hardware to ensure the margins work out.

    • @[email protected]
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      64 months ago

      Mouse mode has been rumored, and some leaks have shown what could be an optical sensor on the joy con.

      Also, if you take your current joy cons and place them on their side like that, they surprisingly feel pretty great as a mouse. Shoulder button for min click, and your thumb hits the four face buttons. I could see it working pretty well.

    • .Donuts
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      44 months ago

      I thought the same, but the way the shot was framed made the Joy Cons look more like cars racing around. I wonder how that would work, actually.

    • @[email protected]
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      4 months ago

      If it’s anything like how the Wii was basically a GameCube it may not even be all that hard to rework existing switch emulators to work with switch 2 games. Given that it’s going to have full back compat I bet that’s why they went after switch emus so hard. They wanted to halt development as much as possible for as long as possible so it doesn’t eat away at their switch 2 sales.

      • @[email protected]
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        74 months ago

        I recall reading something about Nintendo wanting to include Denuvo in the Switch 2. Will be interesting to see whether or not this one’s games and consoles are cracked wide open as readily as before.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Has Nintendo even released a game since that second Zelda game, or are they too busy suing people?

    • missingno
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      264 months ago

      Assuming you mean Tears of the Kingdom (May 12 2023) and not Echoes of Wisdom just a few months ago? Sorting by release date on the eShop for first-party titles published by Nintendo since then:

      • Pikmin 1/2 ports
      • Everybody 1-2-Switch!
      • Pikmin 4
      • F-Zero 99
      • Detective Pikachu Returns
      • Super Mario Bros. Wonder
      • WarioWare: Move It!
      • Super Mario RPG remake
      • Another Code: Recollection
      • Mario vs. Donkey Kong remake
      • Princess Peach: Showtime!
      • Endless Ocean Luminous
      • Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door HD
      • Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD
      • Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
      • Emio – The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club
      • The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
      • Super Mario Party Jamboree
      • Mario & Luigi: Brothership
      • Fitness Boxing 3: Your Personal Trainer
      • Donkey Kong Country Returns HD
        • missingno
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          154 months ago

          That is 22 first party releases. The answer to your question was “yes”, not “not really”.

          • @[email protected]
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            54 months ago

            Yikes… so that list had 21 titles on it, not 22; and there’s a good chunk of them that are remakes. The ones that aren’t sound bad - not fun. “Not really” is accurate. 22 is not accurate at all.

            • missingno
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              154 months ago

              I’m counting both Pikmin ports, that’s 22.

              You asked “has Nintendo even released a game?” and the answer to that question is “yes”. They released 22 of them. I don’t care where you wanna move the goalposts to, you can’t say 22 games is “not really”.

              • @[email protected]
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                I guess I should have put the /s at the end of my post so that everyone wouldn’t be so offended. Fuck Nintendo and their lawsuits though, no sarcasm intended there.

                • @[email protected]
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                  184 months ago

                  I don’t think people are upset at you calling out Nintendo for their rampant lawsuits, but instead at your dismissive reply when someone provided a list of games to answer your question.

  • LiveLM
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    Looks starkly… Non-Nintendo-y?
    I dunno, changing from the full colored joycons to black with accents and more rounded corners caught me off guard. This looks like a handheld from GPD or ONEXPLAYER

    • @[email protected]
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      274 months ago

      Everything has to look so serious these days.

      The colourful Joy Cons were part of the Switch’s identity, sad to see it reduced to an accent they seem almost ashamed of.

      • VindictiveJudge
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        134 months ago

        I’m guessing the all grey model probably sold better than the one with colorful joycons so they lead with that this time.

      • Binette
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        24 months ago

        My hope is that they have an inverted version

        • Druid
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          14 months ago

          I think they were the same, but the coloured ones were a little harder to get irrc? Preordered the grey version and it cost 330€ - coloured joy-cons should have been the same

      • @[email protected]
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        4 months ago

        People said similar things about the all-white Wii after the GameCube - it’s just the natural ebb and flow of product design

    • Cid Vicious
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      84 months ago

      I’m sure that they’ll have a billion models with more color

    • @[email protected]
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      24 months ago

      True theseloook rather serious. That said their customer base is also far wider than children these days.

  • just some guy
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    94 months ago

    I hope this hardware will stand a chance playing no man’s sky. After the freighters were introduced the switch just couldn’t handle it

    • @[email protected]
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      294 months ago

      It looks like the controllers attach to the screen magnetically, which may interfere with the sensors of Hall Effect sticks

      • Riskable
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        Hall effect sensor expert here! No, the magnets in the joycons that are used to attach to the display/body of the Switch 2 would not interfere with hall effect analog sticks.

        Two reasons:

        • The magnets are too far away (sensors are usually only sensitive to magnets within 10-12mm directly above/below)
        • The mounting/attachment magnets would be perpendicular to the magnets in the analog sticks (if you imagine the flux lines they wouldn’t cross the sensory boundary).

        Regardless, it would be trivial to place a tiny little piece of ferromagnetic blocking tape wherever necessary to prevent interference.

      • @[email protected]
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        154 months ago

        I’m not a scientist but I’m pretty sure theyd be able to calibrate the sensors to ignore the magnetic force of the attachment points

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          Maybe, I got the Pimax Portal a while back and due to their magnetic attachments Hall Effect sticks wouldn’t work. I’m sure Nintendo would have a better time solving this issue than Pimax would though

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      Rumors/Leaks had them and they were right about what we see in the trailer so hopefully. I’m hoping yes, nintendo must be tired of repairing joycons ^^

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        I updated my Joycons to the hall effect sticks and they’re awesome. No drift after several months.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Well, it’s a bigger, better Switch alright…

    A little bit underwhelming hardware-wise. Extra joycon L/R don’t seem like they’ll factor in much in most singleplayer docked or handheld settings. (I guess those aren’t new buttons… .) The mouse thing (if that’s what they’re showing) is somewhat interesting and helps to keep touch controls relevant when docked. Top USB port, sure. Backwards compatibility is great news. Screen is…?

    As always with Nintendo I think it comes down to the games. Mario Kart 9 hasn’t blown me away just yet, but we’ve barely seen anything at all so…

    To be continued in April, i guess.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 months ago

      Which mouse thing? they seem to be exactly all the same inputs the Switch 1 already had.

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        They seem to be implying that you can turn the joycons on their side to use them kind of like a mouse… I guess?

        At least that’s what the rumors and chatter have been saying. How practical that is… I dunno.

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          It looked like they were mimicking cars to me, not mice. Not saying that it wouldn’t be a cool concept if it has an optical sensor. But they didn’t show any visual feedback to imply they were controlling any kind of cursor. If that was the implication, it’s obvious it was a rushed marketing piece.

          • LordWarfire
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            Please excuse the screenshot of a video but this looks a lot like an optical sensor. I’ve seen a lot of internet “experts” covering this and the general consensus for now is optical sensor too.

            Edit: screenshot from 1:02 in the launch video

          • @[email protected]
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            They were attached to an accessory that allowed them to slide like that. It must have a point other than just look cool on the trailer.

        • VindictiveJudge
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          34 months ago

          A mouse mode could be extremely useful for things like Civilization or Fire Emblem. Of course, the touch screen is also great for that and Three Houses and Triangle Strategy didn’t support it.

      • @[email protected]
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        44 months ago

        Did I offend you or something? Does your dad work for Nintendo? 🙄

        It’s a figure of speech. But let me really spell it out for you and any other fucking slowpokes in the back of the class

        I’m not impressed with the hardware or the software that they showed today. They should show more than 8 seconds of a game that looks marginally better than Mario Kart 8 (a game I bought and enjoyed 11 years ago on the Wii U) if they want to impress me and sell me on a piece of hardware that is incrementally better than the Switch they sold me 8 year ago. Hopefully they have something that will impress me when they do another presentation in April, but if not that’s cool who gives a fuck man.