This life is the Pornhub of the afterlife
LOL silly thot, there’s no such thing as heaven.
Heaven is defo the boring place. I want to have all the hung gay twinks all day for all of time, sipping all sorts of liquor and frotting with lucifer. I have a penthouse suite waiting for me, and a great time for all 😎
Sounds like a delusional effort to deny observable reality. There’s no afterlife and y’all are wasting your time begging thin air for a better post-life future that’ll never come.
(psst, you should re-read the message and process it again)
All balls, all day! You go grammy gram! Dirty girl!
I close my bedroom door. I can’t stop them from watching but I can at least warn them. Why would they want to watch anyway. That’s weird.
you should never be gobbling balls for any reason as that is a silly thing to do.
^never had their balls gobbled
In a just world, discouraging ball gobbling and muff diving would be instant ban offenses outside of ace space.
Genitals and mouths were meant for eachother. Between your tongue and your nose you have two of the best sex toys ever invented just sitting right there on your face. All the time
Maybe gramma’s into it?
Maybe gramma gobbled nut sacks all year round? That stuff could be hereditary.
I just figure no one cares about most people on earth already, if heaven were really why would they care about them then? They have an eternity to plan, what’s 60 years of fucking up and winding up dead in a gutter compared to that
Never going to gargle balls as good as grandma did it.
Those were the days bless her soul and her mouth.
Heart and soul - Normal, average, accepted Mouth and soul - New, outlier, shunned
How’s Grandma gonna’ get 'er rocks off?
Don’t give up now Amanda! He’s so close! Stay the course! Keep fighting soldier you’re almost there!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Look at him squirt! I saw his butthole pucker! ~Grandma in Heaven
ain’t like she hadn’t been there herself back in the day
Always an audience, always cheering
Why would Grandma care? Grandma’s probably getting her brains fucked out by 13 werewolves while Grandpa’s putting together a catgirl harem. Even if that’s not your kind of grandma, she’s probably very much aware that she should be giving you privacy, lol.
Where’s the other werewolf?
That’s Grandpa.
Bless
In the days immediately after my dad’s death, I had the house to myself and had retreated to my basement/office space to have a stress-relieving wank. Just outside of my space was my daughter’s battery-operated activity table that was known to play jingles at random. What it was not well known for was playing the giggling sound effect at random. So imagine how quickly I put my dick away when that table laughed at me not once, not twice, but three times in the span of a minute.
If that wasn’t my dad’s ghost making fun of me, I don’t know what it was.
maybe you just got really lucky and picked the statistically most optimal time for it to play three giggle sounds back to back, while you were jorkin it.
One time I was throwing kid toys into the toybox when suddenly a horse whinny came out of the box. I thought Frau Blücher had showed up.
And pasta has been made
I’m not eating that pasta…
It has Alfredo in it
I love Alfredo! I don’t like the sauce on that pasta.
Are we witnessing history being made?
I have a theory that when people go to church, they go for the intention to change their privacy settings, and the priest just reads out each setting and people do the cross to agree with each setting.
I have gotten no evidence of the contrary so it must be true! /s
church
do the cross
Me, stripping off and getting hard
This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”
And for us dumbass’s, what was the answer?
People in heaven watch whatever they want
Cheers!
Frasier!
I have an audience then 😏
Bortles!
Jk I’m a Niners fan and I know this is the bad place
Grandma probably did the same in her youth, and now that she’s in heaven, she’s reliving whatever she wants, whenever she wants it. At worst, she’d wish she could offer some advice.
“no, no, you need to go to e621.net!”
She has it all wrong: Grandma and her other ancestors aren’t watching from heaven or whatever they’re inside her. Passive guests in her body that get to “live on via their children and grandchildren.” Literally.
Grandma tasted those balls right along with you, girl! It’s like that saying, “if you’re cold, they’re cold.”
“That’s my girl, just like I taught her!”
