Pricefield | Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Admiral Patrick to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your [email protected]English • 7 months ago

You're re-making TNG and get one F-bomb. Where are you dropping it?

tesseract.dubvee.org

message-square
114
fedilink
219

You're re-making TNG and get one F-bomb. Where are you dropping it?

tesseract.dubvee.org

Admiral Patrick to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your [email protected]English • 7 months ago
message-square
114
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Repple (she/her)
    link
    fedilink
    12•7 months ago

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      19•7 months ago

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        4•
        edit-2
        7 months ago

        Oof. Somehow still too soon for my feelings. Lol.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    23•7 months ago

    I wanted to do more but working is getting in the fucking way

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      7•7 months ago

      Out of everything he did, this was his worst command.

      He’s in TEMPORARY command of a ship while the captain is on a short term mission. He’s asking for a huge sweeping change to the ship’s roster. The amount of work it would take to adjust everyone to a new schedule, just to shift everything back when Picard gets home is pointless.

      I could defend almost every other decision he made, but this one… This is why he’s in the books as the worst captain.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        2•7 months ago

        “Mmm let’s see, the ship is about to go into a potential crisis situation, yes this sounds like the perfect time to break up a ton of working relationships and give my whole crew jetlag”

      • @[email protected]M
        link
        fedilink
        English
        9•7 months ago

        Funny thing is that not long after this, the bulk of the fleet changed to a 4 shift rotation.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          5•7 months ago

          Gamma shift would be the fourth shift though. I never heard Mariner complain about Gamma shift, ergo they don’t exist.

          • @[email protected]M
            link
            fedilink
            English
            8•7 months ago

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              4•7 months ago

              Dammit! Transposed my ancient Greek alphabet that I have never been able to fully memorize.

              • @[email protected]
                link
                fedilink
                English
                2•7 months ago

                I learned it as far as hard drives i have in my file server, so Eta

              • @[email protected]M
                link
                fedilink
                English
                8•7 months ago

                No worries, just here to inform and entertain. Whether or not anyone asked.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        5•7 months ago

        Would it take a lot of work? Couldn’t the computer just do it?

        Of course it’d be highly disruptive to the crew.

    • Sippy Cup
      link
      fedilink
      14•
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      Same episode. “Deanna, put on a fucking uniform.”

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        10•7 months ago

        Get that fucking fish out of the Ready Room.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    4•7 months ago

    The line must be drawn here! This far, no fucking further!

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    22•7 months ago

    “Let’s fucking go!” In the title sequence of tng right before they go to warp.

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      29•7 months ago

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        8•7 months ago

        Time to make it a gif and it will be perfect

        • @[email protected]M
          link
          fedilink
          English
          6•7 months ago

          Not really my forte, but look to jawa21 or SatyrSack.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    33•7 months ago

    Counselor Deanna Troi, personal log, stardate 44805.3 - My fucking mother is on board.

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      27•7 months ago

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        8•
        edit-2
        7 months ago

        Wait… Is that not the original line? Marina Sirtis has some serious acting skills, because logically I know the F-bomb can’t be there, but I remember it perfectly from her inflection.

        • OpenStars
          link
          fedilink
          English
          4•7 months ago

          She’s just that good, to make you hear it despite it not being there.:-)

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            3•7 months ago

            Exactly! It’s spooky!

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    13•
    edit-2
    7 months ago

    My original idea was already posted, but I could see Q just dropping an “Oh fuck you Picard” somewhere. Or you could have that lady come up to Picard on Risa and basically be like “hey, you wanna fuck?”

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      21•7 months ago

      • Admiral PatrickOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        6•7 months ago

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    22•7 months ago

    • OpenStars
      link
      fedilink
      English
      6•7 months ago

      Omg this is it, this is the winner right here! 💕

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        4•7 months ago

        “It was a fucking adult that did it!!!”

  • Sundray
    link
    fedilink
    English
    24•7 months ago

    Is this a PG-13 “non-sexual” fuck? If not, then…

    “Are you… fully FUCKtional?”

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      16•7 months ago

      “If not, have I got something for you!”

  • @[email protected]M
    link
    fedilink
    English
    41•7 months ago

    “All Good Things…” at the end of act reveal.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    16•7 months ago

    It has to be the Klingons at the end of “The Chase”.

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      23•7 months ago

  • teft
    link
    fedilink
    25•7 months ago

    “Will, don’t worry. It won’t be like it was twelve years ago… and this time no one’s going to fucking stop us.”

    • - Pressman to Riker

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      13•
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      If they got just 1 more.

      Edit: now with less “ficking”

  • metaStatic
    link
    fedilink
    30•7 months ago

    There are 4 fucking lights

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      35•7 months ago

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        26•7 months ago

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          8•7 months ago

          Guess I’m a robot.

          • @[email protected]M
            link
            fedilink
            English
            14•7 months ago

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              16•7 months ago

              “It is pronounced Day-ta.”

              “What’s the difference?”

              “One is my fucking name. The other is not.”

              • @[email protected]M
                link
                fedilink
                English
                16•7 months ago

                • @[email protected]
                  link
                  fedilink
                  3•7 months ago

                  Okay, now this is my favorite.

                  I’m also imagining it as Data’s only ever F-bomb, and that it’s never explained.

              • @[email protected]
                link
                fedilink
                English
                5•7 months ago

                Is that his “fucking” name, like what Tasha calls him? 😁

        • @[email protected]M
          link
          fedilink
          English
          15•7 months ago

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    19•7 months ago

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    39•7 months ago

    • @[email protected]M
      link
      fedilink
      English
      49•7 months ago

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        26•7 months ago

        You had all episode to explain, Lieutenant. You chose to be a creeper instead.

        • @[email protected]M
          link
          fedilink
          English
          14•7 months ago

          All the more reason why LeVar Burton objected to Geordi’s characterization.

          He did get at least some redemption in Picard season 3.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    16•7 months ago

    Exclaim a good long expletive to those in Sto-vo-kor, a warning, great fucker is on the way.

    • teft
      link
      fedilink
      7•7 months ago

      This made me think of a funny edit.

      Scene: The IKS Vorn after Kehleyhr’s death

      WORF: Duras.
      DURAS: What is that doing here?
      KLINGON: He has claimed the right of vengeance.
      DURAS: You have no rights here, traitor!
      WORF: K’Ehleyr was my fuck buddy.

TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your [email protected]

[email protected]
Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

/c/TenForward: Your home-away-from-home for all things Star Trek!

Re-route power to the shields, emit a tachyon pulse through the deflector, and post all the nonsense you want. Within reason of course.

~ 1. No bigotry. This is a Star Trek community. Remember that diversity and coexistence are Star Trek values. Any post/comments that are racist, anti-LGBT, or generally “othering” of a group will result in removal/ban.

~ 2. Keep it civil. Disagreements will happen both on lore and preferences. That’s okay! Just don’t let it make you forget that the person you are talking to is also a person.

~ 3. Use spoiler tags. Use spoiler tags in comments, and NSFW checkbox for posts.
This applies to any episodes that have dropped within 3 months prior of your posting. After that it’s free game.

~ 4. Keep it Trek related. This one is kind of a gimme but keep as on topic as possible.

~ 5. Keep posts to a limit. We all love Star Trek stuff but 3-4 posts in an hour is plenty enough.

~ 6. Try to not repost. Mistakes happen, we get it! But try to not repost anything from within the past 1-2 months.

~ 7. No General AI Art. Posts of simple AI art do not ‘inspire jamaharon’

~ 8. No Political Upheaval. Political commentary is allowed, but please keep discussions civil. Read here for our community’s expectations.

Fun will now commence.


Sister Communities:

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

Want your community to be added to the sidebar? Just ask one of our mods!


Creator Resources:

Looking for a Star Trek screencap? (TrekCore)

Looking for the right Star Trek typeface/font for your meme? (Thank you @kellyaster for putting this together!)


  • 37 users / day
  • 233 users / week
  • 727 users / month
  • 2.26K users / 6 months
  • 1 subscriber
  • 4.5K Posts
  • 56.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • The Picard Maneuver
  • The Picard Maneuver
  • NegativeNull
  • @[email protected]
  • negativenull
  • UI: 0.18.4
  • BE: 0.18.2
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org