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thats a walnut half
You’re a walnut half!
Whatever caused that, it wasn’t the gas oven. I grew up in a house with a gas oven and a mother who obsessively baked.
- It’s a nut
- Have you seen your lungs?
TIL gas ovens turn your lungs into walnuts
I think there is some surgeon who has got some serious explaining to do. Main questions are:
- Why the fuck?!
- how the fuck?!
It’s a walnut, silly.
Yeah, and
- Why the fuck did that surgeon implant it?
- How the fuck is it working?!
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Who doesn’t like a nut? A walnut!
My cabal has been wasting our time drinking the blood of children when the true elixir comes from eating their lungs!
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That’s nuts
Well met!
Deeznuts
Why are they spreading misinformation about gas ovens now?
Because someone on some board in a small town in NY said they should dial back on gas ovens in new builds. One side decided to make a huge stink about it and claim the other side is trying to remove all gas ovens.
Happens all the time, like when the white house put out a report that said that reducing beef consumption would help with greenhouse gas emissions (duh), and then all Fox News was talking about for a month was
“Joe Biden is going to personally come to your house and take the cheeseburger out of your very hands”
It’s nuts what gas ovens do to your lungs
Where did you get a 10 year olds lungs?
The golden corral
Hey, these lungs can fix wood scratches. Nice in a Waldorf salad too.
Damn I never knew about the wood scratches trick, thanks!
Damn, this is nuts.
Pretty sure this is a dinosaur brain.
I’ll admit I looked at this for a while thinking it was a croissant
