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Another way to tell the difference is tasting them
onion eyes’d
Tomato, tomato
holy fuck thats clever
it took my 5 minutes to get this
un-ionized
Union-ized
Holy blue rectangle, Batman!
Do you prefer ionized or unionized?
I prefer onionized. 🥲
I like mine carmelized.
Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a box over it so it’s only heavily implied making me entirely safe from the scary-as-fuck word and distracted me from the area by circling the punchline that I would have never seen without it. I was about to shit a brick.
fuck
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock
Motherfucker shit ass tits
Motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckYou take some shit
Put it up on the wall
Check it out for a while
You take that shit up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck
Put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor
With the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo
Here’s another little piece of advice-viceYou take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You’ve got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You’ve got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stackThanks I love/hate it
Especially as it’s making fun of all the rappers he is imitating.
i th1nk you a¢¢id*ntally left s0me swær word$ in th€re, it’d be £est to cens0r them
At least they cens0r€d their username
It’s a Linux joke though
Can you explain?
The system utility fsck is a tool for checking the consistency of a file system in Unix and Unix-like operating systems, such as Linux, macOS, and FreeBSD. The equivalent programs on MS-DOS and Microsoft Windows are CHKDSK, SFC, and SCANDISK.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck
I think it’s kind of like saying “check yourself”
Ironic username
People can communicate however they want. If they don’t want to curse then what does it matter to you?
People can communicate however they want
what does it matter to you?
You right
…ok?
Guess I’m more of a plumber than a chemist.
To be fair, I’m sure most of us have done way more plumbing than chemistry…
I felt like it was too hard to see the punchline so I fixed it for you
I’m sorry, I don’t understand, am I supposed to laugh or cry? I need clear instructions as to how I’m supposed to feel whenever I see something
PugJesus resigned!
Yes
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Needs less quality
I’m unsure if that’s a filter, a capture of RF out, or just an OLED smartphone screen after a year of use.
Image passed a few times over Robot 36, Robot 72 and PD 50 from speaker to microphone at lowest volume in a room with other noise.
So the capture of RF out is closest, since it’s actually analog modes meant for ham radio use. The noise is just not from RF but audio.
I can hear your neighbors fucking upstairs in this image.
I tried, unfortunately, I wasn’t able to get recognizable sounds out of the “images”. However, it seems perhaps some music SSTV image generator could be made. I found this image that makes interesting and for SSTV unusual sounds: https://files.catbox.moe/vr9yjw.png
At least with RGB modes. Screen record with Martin 1 mode: https://files.catbox.moe/s5c9kh.mp4
That was cool as hell
No, it has to be a reel when you place your cutout in one of the bottom corners explaining this meme and obviously you ask what’s everybody’s opinion on this and to write it in the comments, or better one, ask people what’s it about, of course some dumbasses would chime in and make a lot of traffic so THE ALGORITHM will show this useless shut to more people etc
Where’s the iFunny watermark?
Opened the thread hoping someone would’ve done this (and too lazy to do it myself). Thank you for your service.
Too legible; needs more Facebook emojis
It needs some sound effects too:
I’ve only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized
Holy shit thanks I wasn’t getting it.
Am chemist can confirm, I would look at a coworker real funny if they said un-ionized
It just sounds weird
Still technically correct, but weird.
Reminds me of how foreign spies were caught during the cold war because they couldn’t pronounce certain words or formulate sentences with words in a customary order
Yes comrade, clearly any pure blooded, land of freedom American, would know that un-ionized is not correct. It is instead union-ized… which is what happens when you cut onions.
My favorite was how German spies in WW2 were easily caught because they’d just show up in beachside towns out of nowhere (right off the u-boat) in suits and carrying briefcases stuffed with cash.
uni-ronically funny
See, I’m a chemist, but I also believe in the power and importance of organized labor, so I still read that as unionized.
Plus, I think most chemists would say “neutral” or use protonated/deprotonated rather than un-ionized
Also un-ionized as a hyphen (which you used when writing it) and unionized doesn’t. Which is probably why you, and most chemists, would read it as unionized as well.
It does get legitimately used both ways. In a chemistry textbook, seeing it written as “unionized” is pretty common, and wiktionary says that the hyphenated form is predominantly used in contexts where it might be confused with “having a union” (which matches with my experience).
However, I still assert that it’s just not a word chemists use that much as there are other, less ambiguous synonyms available.
!UselessYellowCircle
where i live plumbers tend to be independent business owners, got the feeling a different trade would have worked better
I think the reference is to “pipe union” adapters. Not sure the chemistry reference.
Fuck!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Stop censoring swears
I don’t see any censorship. It might be an instance thing.
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Frick frick frick frick frick. Stop censoring swears
This is what I see. But my mom put the TVGuardian on the WiFi. :(
Actually knew/was trying to date a grown woman who lived alone, no kids, and had one of these lol That thing creeped me out.
Those things aren’t connected to the internet, so I actually would trust that thing in my house. They just compare the closed caption text against of list of no-no words and swap them with a family friendly version. The early versions didn’t give a shit about context so sometimes it would make no sense. No idea if the newer ones have fixed that. Why an adult with no kids wants that is certainly something.
Oh, I know they’re not connected to the internet. It was a joke. And it turned out her whole family was kind of a bunch of culty Christians. Like, the kind of people who would shout gibberish and call it speaking in tongues. She was a nice girl, but getting to know her family was an…experience. And it totally explained some things lol
I have kids, and while yeah I don’t want them repeating some words until they understand them as well as the appropriate social context…
Not what I’m worried about when it comes to TV/streaming.
HBO go or max or whatever the fuck its been called censored the subtitles to the wire for some reason. My favorite was when it replaced “mother fucker” with “Maryland farmer.” I still use that as an insult sometimes.
They mean in the picture, where the word “fuck” is covered over, which is fucking stupid.
Oooooooohhhh
Listen here you shth**d, I’m just very afraid to gddmn offend some dumb mthfck*r. Maybe just to be sure I will do this: ****** *** ***** ***.
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Hey hey! Didn’t know I had fans (:
Thank you for being here.
