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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 5 months ago

This could only end well

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This could only end well

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 5 months ago
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  • Lovable Sidekick
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    4•5 months ago

    Asking for a friend.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•5 months ago

    Black windows are pretty common. You could also try some of the larger centipede and scorpion varieties, though they may not always be lethal to everyone, they can still be considered very dangerous.

    • FenrirIII
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      3•5 months ago

      Brown recluse spiders as well

    • @[email protected]
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      1•5 months ago

      Yeah but those aren’t insects.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•5 months ago

        … they’re not?

        • zombie bubble kitty
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          1•5 months ago

          they’re glass

  • @[email protected]
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    6•5 months ago

    First I thought the easiest would be ants, though ‘highly’ venomous is debatable they more than make up for it in sheer quantity and ease of raising.

    Which leads us to Myrmecia pyriformis aka the bull ant.

    They attack by biting with powerful jaws, and then sting with their venom repeatedly. They are highly aggressive when their nest is disturbed as many Australian children discover.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrmecia_pyriformis

    I have been unable to locate information on the LD50 of their venom, as the only study on it seems to be paywalled.

    On second thought it’s probably the Africanized Bee or killer bees, which won’t be as easy to raise safely in my opinion, but are much more dangerous.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•5 months ago

    He’s going places

    • @[email protected]
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      1•5 months ago

      Lmao that’s an amazing bit

  • visnudeva
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    1•5 months ago

    Are mosquitoes and viruses OK ? I’m sure bill gates can help you.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•5 months ago

    Is that Skitter asking?

    • southsamurai
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      2•5 months ago

      I understood that reference!

      And she definitely would have some good ideas :)

    • @[email protected]
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      4•5 months ago

      Well what’s the answer?

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