- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
I wasn’t here
Good luck Jim
We got insurance?
They’re getting away!
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
We’re insured, right?
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
Oops, my bad
“I told you.”
Shelves buckled.
You still have a free word!
Overloaded.
Nope that’s a forklift accident
Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
It was loud
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Zoop! 👉😎👉
