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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

LET ME OUT OF HERE

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LET ME OUT OF HERE

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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    13•3 months ago

    Babe I can handle.

    Progressive extensions of “My wittle hunny-bunny shnookie-wookums”…?

    I’m turning them into a fine mist with my bare hands.

    • @Blueteamsecguy@infosec.pub
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      2•3 months ago

      I say these.

      It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it’s hilarious to me

  • St3alth
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    8•3 months ago

    And they say it quietly then loudly just to annoy you some more

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    4•3 months ago

    Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.

    • @callouscomic@lemm.ee
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      3•3 months ago

      You have laws?

  • Pennomi
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    17•3 months ago

    Just call them babe too, and feign ignorance when they say that’s not their name.

  • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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    3•3 months ago

    this would be in violation of the 8th amendment

  • @grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1•3 months ago

    The only one I call “babe” is my dog. And he’s deaf so I don’t think he cares.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    1•3 months ago

    🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵

  • @LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    11•3 months ago

    You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.

  • chtk
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    3•3 months ago

    Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?

  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    24•3 months ago

    And their tone keeps changing so you can’t tell if it’s sarcasm or not

  • @introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    30•3 months ago

    And there is no escape

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      3 months ago

      The way is shut
      It is kept by those who are dead
      The way is shut.

      • @weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        *It is kept by those who are married … And have a really awkward relationship

  • @VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7•3 months ago

    This is the plot of an episode of The Office

    • Cousin Mose
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      3 months ago

      You burn it, you buy it!

      Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!

      Love it

  • @rImITywR@lemmy.world
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    4•3 months ago

    You took me by the hand

  • @criitz@reddthat.com
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    1•3 months ago

    No you’re schmoopi!

  • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    1•3 months ago

    I’m more of a darlin’ kind of person.

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