Oh shit! Is this why I’m not getting laid!?

Plot twist! I once had a partner ask me if I would ever consider covering up a tattoo I had (to be clear, it’s not bad work, or an offensive tattoo in any way). We didn’t make it.

Yeah it was a tattoo of Eddie Vedder playing tambourine. I couldn’t get past it.

Not because of quality, but I had the horrible luck of running into a woman at a couple swap party that had white supremacist tattoos. I noped out, grabbed my partner, and left.

I’m not talking a little thing that might have been a youthful mistake, I’m talking a back piece, neck to ass and all the way across, nazi crap.