• Flying Squid
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    222 months ago

    Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in the UK. I can’t think of a single item of French cuisine I would choose over Chicken Tikka Masala.

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          I love your pubs and have found the food enjoyable in my limited experience. I will say I don’t understand Kickey Ball were the guys run around and never kick the ball into the Giant barn door sized goal… But it’s vastly superior to the American version which leads to irreversible brain damage.

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      I know it’s part of your transition period and are forced by law to continue the 100 year war on a culinary manner.

      I’d say that the proper French culinary colonialist equivalent to the Tikka Massala is the Bahn Mi sandwhich and that feels like a proper match for it.

      But now come up with a dish that doeesn’t take any inspiration from former colonies and I think most of them can be beaten by a simple onion soup

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      42 months ago

      I can’t think of a single item of French cuisine I would choose over Chicken Tikka Masala.

      you’re insulting yourself and CTM more than french cuisine there mate.

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          32 months ago

          coq au vin.

          croque madame.

          pain aux chocolat.

          you even picked a curry that isn’t even the best on the menu at INDIAN restaurants anyway. Lamb Rogan Josh, now that’s a heavy hitter.

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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      32 months ago

      The best restaurants I’ve ever been to have been in London. But, then, they rarely serve “traditional” English food. Dollar for dollar, the food in London is better than the food in Paris.

      Outside of London - sorry, I agree with the map. English cuisine has a few of things they do better than anyone else, but the meals have not impressed me. I can’t speak for the rest of the UK; I haven’t visited Scotland or Ireland, and only drove a few miles in Wales by accident.

      However. I will fight anyone for a Cornish pasty. I don’t know where they were invented, but like all great foods they’re both delicious and made with, like, 6 ingredients.

      My credentials include more than a single trip. I’ve had 4 vacations in France, and 2 years lived for 2 weeks every other month in Paris. I’ve had two vacations in England, and lived for 1-2 weeks every month in London, again for two years running. I have a great amount of experience with restaurants at all price ranges in both cities, and a reasonable exposure to cuisine outside of the capitals.

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    Russians actually call russian salad “olivier”, after the guy who made it, but it was invented in Russia by a man that was born there, so I am not sure you can say it is French.

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    82 months ago

    Lol, the French cannot even make wine as good as Italians can and they think they can touch their food?

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    82 months ago

    LOL, that’s funny. As an italian, I regret not having tried real french cuisine yet.

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      12 months ago

      They can’t even make wine as good as you can. They shouldn’t even think to criticize the food

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    182 months ago

    "inventors" is the best diss i’ve ever seen for modern swedish food

    i asked a friend from italy what she thought about our pizza and she basically said “as long as i don’t think of it as pizza it’s fine”

    she and her bf would regularly hang out with the guy who ran the only italian pizzeria in town and they would shit-talk our food for hours. mad respect.

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      32 months ago

      the way i’d summarize our cuisine is that the natively available food is basically “meat and parsnip stew”, and thus we have a profound cultural (bordering on genetic) trauma which causes us to give precisely 0 fucks about what is “correct” or “looks good” and only care about it being tasty and interesting.

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        12 months ago

        i feel like you’re underselling our dependency on “old fish” and “just boil some grains”

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    412 months ago

    Meh, “proper cuisine” is definitely accurate since it’s our national pride, but most of the others don’t really feel like french stereotypes. “Soggy pastry” for Denmark even sounds suspiciously american, I’ve never heard anyone say that about this country in France and I don’t even know what it’s referring to

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      92 months ago

      I took a look at the website this is coming from, it seems to be mostly the blog author’s interpretation of what the stereotypes are for each of their maps

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      242 months ago

      Yeah as a Scandinavia living in france, all that part is totally off too.

      The Meatball thing? Sounds amerikanish too, def not french.

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          i mean maybe that’s what made it well known outside sweden, but meatballs are also a bog standard thing inside sweden.
          Meatballs with mashed potatoes, gravy, and lingonberries is the “default food” basically, like fish and chips in the UK.

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            22 months ago

            Oh? Like the US and their statue of liberty? Or the Dutch and their tulips?

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              The statue was given by the french, but the USA started by giving one to France IIRC (they paid for the first one in Paris if I got that correctly). It’s obviously smaller, you can see it on one of the bridges in Paris.

              Actually there are a whole bunch of them in Paris, that’s a little rabbit hole if you’re curious.

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        12 months ago

        which is ironically austrian, literally called “wiener bread” in sweden and another name i’ve sometimes seen is “spandauer” which refers to a suburb of berlin lmao.

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      62 months ago

      I’m more concerned about the fact that they think Austrians subsist on the corpse of a queen.

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      12 months ago

      Yeah, I was like: O no, the French dislike te British too much to even insult them? 😸

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    “Ice cube salad”?

    Our Finnish cuisine is so non-existent people can’t even make jokes about it.

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      Uuuhh… the starvation bark bread? I think there was a reindeer meat pizza that won some award.

      Whatever, our own one thing is a vaguely modified American dish, and comes from Quebec, so you’re not alone.

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        That’s not cuisine, that’s a dish. It’s a Finnish dish, but the cuisine is technically Italian.

        We don’t have a cuisine in the same way in the North as mainland Europe does. Like do you know what the national dish of Finland is? Karjalanpaisti, Karelian stew. Which when traditionally made, has the following ingredients ONLY; beef cubes, pork cubes, a mildly salted pot of water.

        Heat for several hours.

        That’s it.

        Like people joke about how bland British food is but it’s literally on fire compared to our traditional dishes. Like a shepherd’s pie made with a red wine and even bland-ish British spices would be absolutely gorgeous compared to Karelian stew.

        I think the national dish really reflects the Finnish spirit well though.

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          Mongolian “cuisine” is kind of the same. At some point you’re far enough north meat is the only reliable ingredient. It’s remarkable how well the Koreans and Russians have managed to make out, really.

          I think the national dish really reflects the Finnish spirit well though.

          In which way do you mean?

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            42 months ago

            Well Mongolia is quite a bit further South than even the furthest part of Finland. Finland being around 59° and Mongolia 52°. But it’s warmer here, more likely. Because we get some of the warming effects of the Gulf.

            Mongolia is mostly desert and we have the sea and forests. My point here being there’s tons of plants and whatnot. I understanding having to eat just horse if there’s literally nothing else around, but… spices would’ve been more common in that part of the world though, so I wonder if the meat got some spices?

            We didn’t really even have peppers lol. Could’ve just thrown in some thyme and carrots and onions and whatnot at the least.

            I’ve also heard a thing in which sometimes in hot parts of the world like say India, some of the heavy spice mixes originated because the lower classes would often have near spoiled meat and you wanted the spices to make up for the poor quality.

            Here in Finland storing meat wouldn’t have been much of an issue because of the cold.

            I think the national dish really reflects the Finnish spirit well though.

            In which way do you mean?

            Half pigs, half cows, mildly salty and without any passion (spice).