Pedro, of course
Roosevelt, Franklin Delano
Jon Stewart
Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.
Luigi
even if convicted of felony, we know now is not an impediment
fewer felonies than the current president
That’s a very low bar though. 34, was it?
96 charges, 34 convictions so far
Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn’t have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.
This circlejerk needs to go home. Oh yeah, Lemmy is your home. Y’all thirsty.
How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?
They stopped talking about him once they realised how many people were on his side.
Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
Russ Feingold, or Thom Hartmann
Bernie, all the way. Is it too soon to say I’d take Carter as he is now over trump?
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Make every doorhandle in the white house a penis.
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
I love vermin supreme so much, it’s so funny
Busey/Spears 2028!
Fucking nobody.
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
Of the US?
Jonathan Nez,
but only if he were given carte blanche power.I actually joked with my buddy that a golden retriever randomly picking legislation that was laid out on a desk would be better than the current administration. Like lay three competing bills on the desk, and enact whichever one the golden retriever prefers. At least we might have a chance of getting some good legislation on the books.
Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.
Like every other episode involves some train crash or other perfectly avoidable catastrophe. Granted, that’s maybe their nepo mayors fault (her grandpa was mayor back in the day) but they’re still very complicit.
(My daughter is 2, these thoughts are all I have to get me through watching it with her)
https://medium.com/@walt.t.downing/paw-patrol-is-a-republican-dystopia-f178161fce54
Not to mention the right wing authoritarianism. You’re not alone in noticing. The theme song is great, though.
My daughter cheers Go Go Go! When they do that action song during an episode, and part of me wants a parody that just continues that repetition without ever ending until the credits fade to black.
I’m also not too worried about my daughter becoming right wing. She can already tell how uncomfortable I am around cops, lol (but she mostly just loves firefighters and construction workers).
if usa…you have recently elected one, is he not great? already disappointed in him? maybe ‘muricans’ will learn to take elections seriously next time…
Someone who doesn’t want it, who tries to refuse honestly. That’s who deserves power.