im with everyone here. what the fuck
This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.
That’s too much power one person can hold
Had both.
Don’t recommend either.
As a trans woman, both suck yes.
If you’re not gonna tell us which is worse, what’s the point of life?
Definitely the fart one. Feels so weird and gross. The other one was just kinda gross and cold/wet feeling, but you could ignore it.
The old witches kiss
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
illustration: https://youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc
I don’t know what I was expecting
Why did I learn how to read?
You can un-learn easily enough: here’s a ball-peen hammer
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Alcohol … Lots and lots of alcohol over many years does the same thing
Only two cures to a hangover: Don’t start, or don’t stop.
It’s a terrible day for rain.
Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.
Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.
I’m a guy and I’ve had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top
Is it ok to like those?
Whatever tickles your pickle.
Fuck you, well done.
I’m 39 and they make me giggle like an idiot
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Slouching at the PC gets me every time :(
As a pussy haver. What the fuck
Today we encounter the “pussy havers” and the “pussy have nots” learning side by side! Spectacular!
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As a man, I fold.
Ok. Alright.
Damn.
Let me eat it in peace boys.
Brrrrrnnnnt!
If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
Don’t use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.
Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.
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The dreaded double dutch
Don’t put fish in a dutch oven
Instructions unclear… just shit in Koi pond while attempting to Dutch oven a fish.
God: this is why I made everything a sin.
Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.
I can tell you haven’t met my GF.
My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I’d take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
Just leave it.
Please don’t
Someone will either have to clean it up for you anyway or it goes down the drain and contributes to your local drainage problems
This is why you keep spare pads or tampons or we.
The one day you don’t have them, that’s when the worse will happen
I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
Well. That was definitely something.
