Is that dude turning orange?
No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.
he’s got “ring around the nostrils”
Considering trumps orange is sprayon…that tracks.
There’s enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who’s spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.
If I had as much money as Zuck, I’d have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.
They’re all orange down here, Georgie…
You don’t wanna know where it’s been.
Oh I think we all know.
Symptom of fascism
His hyu-man skin is melting.
He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren’t saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he’s a billionaire.
Zuckerburg says “Today I ate a sandwich!”
Nobody cares.
But wait…the full quote was “Today I ate a sandwich…of babys!”
he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.
This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.
I’m reminded of this:
The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”
— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4
zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3
00.edit math hard thank you @[email protected]
ZuckFuck doesn’t make his net worth each year. So let’s compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it’s important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it’s like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
300 would be 1% wouldn’t it? It’d be like paying a fine of 3
🤦♀️ yes
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn’t that an admission that your business has no value?
“I don’t like it when people find out what I really think”
- says a lizard person
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Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I’d be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
a terrorist.
and remember folks… there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism…
welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.
… You’re on what list?
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
That’s what it feels like when you steal other people’s personal information …
If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.
To be fair, if it’s personal and you don’t want it out there, don’t put it on anything on the internet.
Meta goes far beyond simply scraping data you consciously send to them.
Dumbass Oligarch complains about having to watch what they say.
Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
For some reason “dildo” is way funnier than “you dildo”. Thanks for the laugh
It’s the finality of it, I think.
Glad to bring a smile!
I hate Facebook and that they will ban people, without notice, unless they record a video selfie from multiple angles, and then still sometimes permanently ban people even then, without a way to pay to prove the person is real or talk to someone or even get a reason for the ban. I also think Facebook is an arm of the government and is not really a company (quasi-governmental) and is basically a corporate rebranding of LifeLog and Zuckerberg probably got a 1600 on his SATs and was recruited to join the government while in high school.
So that all being said, despite my hatred of Facebook, what he is saying isn’t that illogical.
Let’s say Zuckerberg personally supports trans rights and thinks Trump is an idiot. He can’t say that in a meeting that will obviously have leaks. It would be “value-destroying.” Say what you want about Zuckerberg, but most people with enough intelligence don’t hate trans people because they understand science and how prenatal hormone conditions and epigenetic conditions means that sometimes internal senses of gender don’t match biological at birth sex. (Musk is the rare exception to this and it seems like his reaction comes from ego and anger about being estranged from his daughter and autism/lack of empathy, and so he’s a weird data point that doesn’t neatly fit if we take his reaction at face value.)
So let’s say Zuckerberg wants to say “We support trans and gay people, we have to do this so Trump doesn’t go after us to remain profitable and not end up needing to decrease our head count, I hate Trump.” If he said that, someone would immediately leak it, Trump would go Ape Shit, and the company would lose value.
It’s hard to know for certain if this is what he’s talking about, but if he is, this isn’t really something to fault him on.
Facebook labeling linux as somehow evil, on the other hand, is a bizarre and shitty thing to do, so fuck Facebook and fuck this asshole who is letting linux be labeled as a cybersecurity threat. I also think Facebook doing this is because government, which has backdoors in Microsoft and Apple OSes, doesn’t like linux and sees it growing in popularity and so I believe the government requested Facebook do this. I can’t fathom a social media company would do this for no reason on their own, it makes no sense, but if Facebook is Lifelog and always has been Lifelog and Zuckerberg gets his orders from someone else, then it would make sense that they implement policies regarding labeling linux as bad to try to keep their backdoors in as many users’ OSes as possible.
Maybe think about not saying shit that you’d be afraid would leak.
well that is what he’s saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so “value-destroying”.
