Oh no…is someone taking your privacy?
That’s interesting…
I’m reminded of this:
The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”
— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4
Dumbass Oligarch complains about having to watch what they say.
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
why does everyone treat me like I’m an asshole?
Asks the asshole
Mark Zuckerberg did not address Meta’s $25 million settlement with Donald Trump that will see the company paying $22 million for the eventual establishment of the Trump Presidential Library.
My biggest surprise is that trump wants to establish a presidential library. Probably has some plan to steal the money from there.
I want to be able to be able to talk about stuff openly, but I am also trying to like, well, we’re trying to build stuff and create value in the world
PFFFFFFFHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
settlement
He means bribery?
Is that dude turning orange?
You don’t wanna know where it’s been.
Oh I think we all know.
No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.
he’s got “ring around the nostrils”
Considering trumps orange is sprayon…that tracks.
There’s enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who’s spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.
If I had as much money as Zuck, I’d have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.
They’re all orange down here, Georgie…
Symptom of fascism
His hyu-man skin is melting.
He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren’t saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he’s a billionaire.
Zuckerburg says “Today I ate a sandwich!”
Nobody cares.
But wait…the full quote was “Today I ate a sandwich…of babys!”
he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.
This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.
zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3
00.edit math hard thank you @[email protected]
300 would be 1% wouldn’t it? It’d be like paying a fine of 3
🤦♀️ yes
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
ZuckFuck doesn’t make his net worth each year. So let’s compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it’s important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it’s like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn’t that an admission that your business has no value?
“I don’t like it when people find out what I really think”
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- says a lizard person
Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I’d be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
a terrorist.
and remember folks… there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism…
welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.
… You’re on what list?
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
That’s what it feels like when you steal other people’s personal information …
To be fair, if it’s personal and you don’t want it out there, don’t put it on anything on the internet.
Meta goes far beyond simply scraping data you consciously send to them.
If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.
