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I had to do a triple take to make sure this wasn’t The Onion
HitlerMuskjugend (youth)That 19 yr old is a serious contender for “most punchable face”.
Hitlerjugend.
Musky youth brownshirt brigade
Muskjugend.
I hope they know what happened to the Brownshirts.
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There’s no way a busty woman talking about bitcoins could honeypot any of these people. No sir. These young men are definitely above that sort of thing and no enemy of America would be wise enough to take advantage of these young lads.
Nope, totally safe and secure. We should all sleep soundly tonight knowing some 19 year old has access to our national treasury under the order of a ketamine addict.
same energy:
This is extra funny because for the week or two after The Adjustment Musk wasn’t seen in public at all without his infant son riding on his shoulders. He literally did this exactly like it’s shown in the comic, except with his own child.
“Nasty Reddit comments” lol
“maga are complaining DOGE engineered got fixed.”
Jesus fucking Christ, it’s the federal government. The public sector. We are fucking ENTITLED to know who runs our government.
Every time I hear about muskrat these days I can’t help but think of Chang. I wonder when the amnesia arc is going to start.
He’s probably already living in the boiler-room at Mar-a-Lago with a mannequin leg as a lover.
Creepy Peter Pan and his Lost Boys.
I mean, if you want shit done… You need young driven people
Keyword in your statement being SHIT.
I hope these kids understand just how hated they are and how history is going to treat them.
Akash Bobba, 21, a student at the University of California, Berkeley; Edward Coristine, 19, a student at Northeastern University in Boston; and Ethan Shaotran, 22, who said in September he was a senior at Harvard.
The ones who actually have degrees, or at least have left college, are: Luke Farritor, 23, who attended the University of Nebraska without graduating; Gautier Cole Killian, a 24-year-old who attended McGill University; and Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old who attended Berkeley;
Of course not, that’s why Musk picked kids after all.
God it starts at 19 and has one of each age. I think of the young republican duschebags from college. we are so doomed.
Commonly accepted spellings are
douchebag
ordeutschbag
Douchebag the pejorative term for people comes from a tool used to push fluids into cavities
Deutschbag is a variation I’ve not heard of, the pronunciation only works if you pronounce it wrong, and it feels like an anti-German variation
Yeah, the second is a portmanteau I’ve seen used to refer to Nazi-esque behavior, the joke being the vaguely similar pronunciation.
Apparently it can be an actual anti-German term, which I wasn’t aware of, so I’ll restrict my usage to people who know I’m not being racist (nationalist? xenophobic?).
I for one am glad I have faces to attach to the piece of shit.
If I ever see one in public, they get a nice crisp high-five. To the face.
They’re going to need some batteries for their electronics too, Philly-style. Ah, kids these days and their tech.
Yeah, sure they will, because you are a certified badass, right?
You don’t have to be a badass to slap someone across the face for being a certified piece of shit.
Thats horrible. I would never want to see a high speed piece of flesh hit them in the face.
I suppose we were complaining about how everyone in politics is too old.
If only there were a middle ground somewhere between “just entered the workforce” and “should have retired 10+ years ago”. Oh well.
My prediction: politics will only be Boomers and Gen Z/Alpha. Millennials will be completely bypassed politically. (Probably our own fault)