Got a spare car? Hide it in the back and take it to a scrapyard. They tend to have some nice shredders
Gonna need a rug and some moving dollys
Just eat it. The whole thing. One sitting.
No wine pairing or side dish recommendations? Low effort comment smh
Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Everyone knows that, so it goes without saying.
Technically, that’s only for the liver.
For the primal cuts, you can use pork as a general guide, but for best results, you’ll also need to consider and match their dietary habits before deciding on your meal. The heavy sesame, garlic, and red pepper in a traditional Korean diet, or the curry in an Indian diet would clash with the delicate sweetness of an Easter-style ham, for example. You would want them finished with a traditional American or Eurocentric diet for such a dish.
Mmmm
Long pork
Never much cared for it.
How long do you need to hide it for?
A locking chest freezer has proven handy for me in the past.
I think they need to hide a whole body, not just the chest.
You’re right. This is really lacking details.
How white is the guy?
There is an old documentary called Weekend at Bernie’s that deals with this in a very overt manner. Might be worth checking out.
Of course, Weekend at Bernie’s it - hide the body in plain sight. As long as it’s not too hot you’ve got a few days to work on a proper plan.
Woodchipper. Just be sure to do it in the middle of the night when it’s impossible for anyone to hear you because they’re sleeping.
Hide it near a police station - who’d ever check near a police station? But make sure it’s very close to it - closer the better; it’s like a spit in their face.
What if they smell it
My spit doesn’t smell that bad.
You got any pigs handy? The eat anything.
Seems like greedy behavior
Someone already suggested bringing it to the cops earlier in this thread
Oh, it’s super easy. What’s your address?
It’s super easy, but it depends on your address.
From all the times this is asked on Reddit, apparently you put yogurt up the bum
No! That’s how you get liquid ass!
Take it to the police and ask them. They have a lot of experience with that sort of thing and will be able to give you a super quick response.
Be mindful of a pig farmer
Only if the pigs have been starving for a few days….
Call 911, forensics will deal with that for ya 😉
Be warned, they only take the body, you gotta hire a company for the rest of the mess.
Paint the body black, then follow the usual instructions for hiding the body of a black male.
Find a garage labelled “Dead N***** Storage”
Wow, do this many people really not get the reference? I thought it was funny
I understand the reference, but this isn’t something you just say, man.
Paint him brown or black. Nobody will bother to look, and if someone finds him, odds are great that they’ll find some gussied up excuse that he had it coming.
The fuck … But also very interesting
The legend of scarabic lives on.
Disguise the body with a fake mustace, nose, and glasses. Now you got a carpool buddy.
