and why?
GtaV
One day you’ll cross paths with Trevor, tho’.
Ill just barbecue him in gasoline after we smoke some of that hillbilly crank.
Some mmo where they keep adding stuff. Because my fucking god would it get boring after doing the same game 24/7 after a few years. If that is not allowed I’ll go with one of those 18+ rated sex games. At least I won’t be bored and horny.
Red dead redemption 2
Stardew Valley. Laid back, no real responsibilities, plenty to occupy myself with, easy to make friends or to ignore people, tasty foods.
I’d get stuck in the mines
A helpful neighbor will bring you home!
With mods you won’t get bored ever
The original pong… Wait no…
Too late, your continued existance is the left paddle.
Ha, ha, fucking loser left paddle! Right paddle is where it’s at.
Darn. Soooo anyone want to join me as the right panel? I got cookies.
spiritfarer.
I don’t know if I would take that as the only option, but if I had to choose a game, roaming around beautiful landscapes with great music and helping recently departed spirits conclude their journeys on my farm boat sounds like a pretty good way to spend the next era until the next consciousness transference method comes along.
Depends. Do I get cheat codes? If so, GTA:V. Get an awesome pad, planes, cars, helicopters. Can go on a rampage if I want or play games (golf, bowling, etc) and then just wipe it all away by dropping my wanted status to zero.
Leisure Suit Larry because reasons.
Just pick a proper H game.
Ken sent me
Vanilla WoW but specifically Mulgore. Such a nice place to be.
Would you level up though?
Sure, but don’t expect me to be leaving Mulgore any time soon.
Probably Tomodachi Life, just chill vibes for eternity, can’t complain.
Please do not misunderstand my question, I’m not judging whatsoever but I’m genuinely curious what the appeal is of this game. I bought it when I came out, I recently redownloaded it, I played for probably 20 hours total and I just don’t get it. Is it the absurdity? I want to love it I just don’t understand it. I’ve been meaning to ask in the Discords but I’m a bit of a coward.
I mostly play JRPGs so I was in the same boat as you a while ago, I got to like the game after my girlfriend fell in love with it, making versions of the people you know and then overseeing their actions and the whackiness that ensues is pretty fun.
Katamari Damacy
As a person!?
Cyberpunk. Lots to do, and ostensibly all the other video games in VR.
Idk I feel like if I want to visit a hustle or die dystopia I just go outside
Well yes but if you get to be the protagonist, aka the winner in a world of only winners and losers, that’s fine. I’m sure I wouldn’t hate capitalism as much if I were filthy rich and a beneficent of the system
There’s no good ending.
Well if you are becoming V, then yes it sucks either way. But V isn’t exactly filthy rich, they are just some random merc decked out in cyberware. I was more thinking being someone like the arasakas. Or some other nepotism profiteer living the good life
Meh, even so, do you really wanna be Saburo? Watching your back constantly, watching your kids vie for your seat waiting for you to croak, seeking eternal life through different bodies as some microchip construct knowing basically anyone would smash that shit to bits if they felt they could get away with it to gain power.
It doesn’t sound that great to me either because I’m not sure even a normal, finite life in such a world isn’t too much already.
If I had to be someone I’d prefer to be a nomad living out in the desert with my fam, somewhat isolated, rely on each other, far away from corporations and their wars.
Or maybe I’d be a celebrity living in North Oak like Kerry, but even then, there’s a good chance some cyberpsycho guns you down while you’re out on the town in your snazzy new Caliburn to buy a latte, at last some brief relief from that one fucking ad with the dude screaming.
To be honest the one
from phantom liberty
Where V gets cured of the Relic by NUSA, especially if you just ignore V’s stupidity in trying to go back to Night City for some reason even though if you’re a nomad she would’ve only been there for like a few months total and actually imagine her being a semi-developed 23 year old adult who’d make the rational choice of just staying in DC in a cushy job away from the madness.
is pretty good.
You want to live in a universe where the corporations always win and the best you can hope for is going out in an awesome, but ultimately futile blaze of glory?
Can I choose the 249 mods?
Animal Crossing.
Chill AF, rarely deal with other people, most dangerous thing in the entire universe makes you look silly until you sleep it off.
Add internet access to travel to other islands and you get a pretty decent social life. The coffee shop is pretty chill too.
I’m fine being a Disney Princess and hanging out with the animals. Brewster is definitely a bro, though.
Just the pigeon milk is a bit disturbing when you find out it’s actually a thing.
Constant debt to a racoon.
Sure, however, no interest and his kids will buy literally anything I bring.
“Here’s $1000 for this basket of fruit and the couch you found on your walk in the woods!”
How is that different to my life right now?
You would have friends in animal crossing.
Minesweeper
