Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.
Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.
You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.
what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american
They’re gestapo
Yeah, and? They can suck on my left nut if they don’t like my criticism.
Besides, my family has been here since the start of the nation. Where are they going to deport me to, Plymouth rock?Fuck ICE
I posted in the other thread talking about this. Just so it’s painfully clear,
Fuck off ICE.
Please someone direct me to where I van ho to post negative things online about ICE.
I would like to know where I can personally inform them that I am, in fact, posting negative things about their department online. I’ll even send them a fucking link
Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?
ICE can gargle my balls
That’s refreshing
This has a version of the article without the “non paywall” landing page/wall.
Fine… Sign me up for another list daddy
I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
They put you somewhere that you have no communication with the outside world. Now what?
The eyes and the groin should be the first targets according to Bruce Lee
You haven’t watched or read much dystopian fiction (or fact, as below), have you?
My mind always goes to that one scene in Roots where, below decks on the slaver ship, the captured slaves-to-be stage a revolt and resolve to swim to the bank of the river the ship is sailing on. They succeed in reaching the top deck, a masterpiece of planning, only to become dazed both by the daylight as well as the fact there was no riverbank in sight.
Those poor bastards were from inland, had probably never been more than a few miles from their villages. They literally couldn’t conceive of something as large as the Atlantic ocean.
Likewise you’re failing to conceive all the ways that your plans won’t work. You really think you’ll get to someone’s crotch or eyes? And if you do, that you’ll not be overcome and won’t get that opportunity next time?
The only hope is a whole heap of incompetence on behalf of the captor. And in that case you will still not win the fight. Run.
And hope there’s a riverbank nearby or else you’re cooked.
Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
When push comes to shove, they won’t give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can’t do that. Just ask anyone who’s been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
Yeah, that part pisses me off to no end. If they lock up even one Citizen in gitmo…
Doesn’t have to be Gitmo. I recommend reading Little Brother and according to one hacker, so does the NSA.
Then when push comes to shove, I will not consider their safety.
Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.
Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.
ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.
ICE once bit my sister.
