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I was trying to see if I would become a billionaire if I jumped in an X like Musk. Hasn’t worked yet
Yesterday. My kids and I like to imitate awkward game/MMO character movements so there’s a lot of random jumping.
Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.
check out Mr Big Shot over here with the high ceilings
The ceilings are normal. He’s actually Mr Small Shot
April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.
I almost always skip the last 3 steps of my stairs on the way down.
Last time I went down the stairs at my apartment complex. Accidentally started going down on the wrong foot and wouldn’t land on the correct foot when I got off the stairs, so I jumped the last couple. Long story short, in my case it’s an autism thing more than any actual issue, so that is why I jumped.
Oh, I call it leaping. Quantum leap. It’s been almost 10 years. Decided to settle down and live out this life.
Last Thursday I jumped up onto a ledge at the office to take better pictures of the vaulted ceiling. We’re renting out the space so my boss asked me to take pictures.
About fifteen minutes ago.
The third and fourth stairs leading to my second floor are rotted out and I’m too lazy to replace them so it’s a couple times a day.
Famous last words 💀
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My sister asked if I’m tall enough to touch the ceiling. My hand was wet and I left 3 fingerprints up there.
Can you jump and touch your head to the doorway? My kids used to challenge each other to that.
Probably? Idk I’m not home now can’t test it
the 15th i think. i was jumping over the waves of the sea as i got into the water 🤸🏽🌊
2013-ish? My ex-spouse was really into that. They went on to get certified, I did my 3rd or 4th solo jump (still had main and reserve coaches, but not a tandem jump), and decided that it didn’t mean enough to me to keep spending money on it. My ex-spouse ended up embezzling a lot of money from our joint account to pay for their jumping habit; they bought a container, main and reserve canopies, and a custom jumpsuit, and then tried to to stick me with the credit card debt for it in the divorce.
The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she’ll cause serious harm. Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.
Our cat has been trying to kill us for 21 years. He wasn’t feeling well recently, but after a vet visit and meds, I knew he was feeling better as soon as he darted across my path and I almost tripped.
Summer last year, getting into a private/walled off area I wanted to explore. (That was a ~2m drop onto some stairs so getting out was much harder than getting in haha)
