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“move in with her”
“Don’t slam your clam on crazy”
Also works for bi and hetero women.
You want an orgasm, she wants a roommate.
“Don’t jam the crazy clam!”
Something something UHaul
Uhaul before the fall
Don’t stick your tongue in crazy.
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Don’t scissor with psychos
Better Pornhub before a crazy brillo scrub
