Some choice quotes from the last time I saw a thread like this:

  • When I was 8 someone told me that girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. And obviously I took that personally ReverendPancakes
  • I grew bewbs from the COVID vaccine and decided it was easier to just run with it. DepressivesBrot
  • Smaller hitboxes Fantasygoria
  • I drank tap water and soy milk.
  • life was too easy, so i increased the difficulty setting and this is what happened hdj103
  • Clearly because women have such an easier time in life DrHob0
  • According to my Mormon ultra right wing father: I have an infatuation with the female body and was bitten by the social contagion bug and there is no cure. The reasoning for this belief is I once told him I don’t think that people who watch porn are bad/going to hell, and I didn’t see it as a problem for someone to watch it. So to recap. I watched porn. Saw naked woman. Went wow v pretty I wanna look like that. Then took hormones👍 mist_wraith_
  • I personally felt that my safe access to public bathrooms was too damn high froglipsmulligan
  • I couldn’t get a goth gf so I became the goth gf A_Sneaky_Dickens
  • Better bouyancy when swimming Blah-Blah-Blah-2023
  • To bring down western civilization. MyynMyyn
  • Because I was a hitman for organized crime but I got caught. Transitioning was my only option when I went into witness protection when I ratted out my employers. Dakotaisapotato
  • So I can balance my phone on my boobs instead of having to hold it when I’m relaxing and watching YouTube Somethingintheway245
  • I wanted to study tiddy jiggle physics for animation purposes DaAwesomeNeko
  • Um, girls rule, boys drool, duh. MyconautAlien
  • I signed up for a trial gender & forgot to cancel. Better_Image_5859
  • There were too many dudes in my field (engineering) so I got auto-balanced. Cassie_Darkborn
  • So I’d be less embarrassed when choosing a female character in games. throwaway_eclipse1
  • A drag queen started reading a book out loud while I was in the same room. ATransFemalePerson
  • My eyelashes were too long to not corncrakey
  • To get cheaper auto insurance rates 👍 Various_Ad_4533
  • Because that shark plushie was just too damn cute not to buy 🏳️‍⚧️🦈 KingOfRedLlamas
  • I started programming and just accidentally became a girl. swiftsorceress
  • I used a bunch of drugs and wanted to move on to something harder. So I started taking estrogen. Kept chasing the high. Oops, now I have tits and an ass. FecalAlgebra
  • I wanted conservatives to have strong opinions on what I do with my body. ususetq
  • Because I sarcastically said “well I have the legs for it” every time the prospect of me wearing women’s clothing came up in conversation in high school. I had to continue the bit. MC_White_Thunder
  • No one ever talked to me at the bar and I got tired of buying my own drinks.
  • Because I got infected with “The Gay™” as I have no agency of my own SpicyNovaMaria
  • I accidentally checked the wrong box on the presurgical paperwork and woke up with boobs Wzd_JA
  • In case I have to kill the Witch-king of Angmar SmoothSoup
  • @[email protected]
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    124 months ago

    To spread the trans catgirl agenda of turning eveyone into cute catgirls who like being headpatted and given girlcuddles, thats why I put estrogen in the water supply >:3

    • apotheotic (she/her)
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      94 months ago

      Can you put oestrogen in my water supply please it would save me money if I have girl juice in the taps

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      84 months ago

      Ha, joke’s on you! It made me a puppygirl, so take that! (I’d still like some headpats and girlcuddles plz)

  • Of the Air (cele/celes)
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    194 months ago

    As one of us is a poet we saw our lives as not tragic enough to write about anymore. So we transitioned.

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    4 months ago

    Joked about how if i ever get married, wedding attire would be mandatory drag, wanted to work on filling out a dress in advance.

    Needed to grow breasts to fill out my dress for an office party

    I wanted to learn Linux.

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    154 months ago

    wanted my parents to stop calling me and ask when i would visit them next time. but was too autistic to know how to tell them, that planning travels is hard work for my autistic ass.

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    184 months ago

    i missclicked when sims 4 asked for the pronouns of my self insert. so i had to go with it.

  • LuckingFurker (Any/All)
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    234 months ago

    I work in a supermarket and the clothing department barely has any options for men, so I decided to transition to more effectively use my staff discount

  • Another Catgirl
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    164 months ago

    I got a girlfriend but she became gay so Iswitched gender so we don’t break up.

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    144 months ago

    I got tired of my paranoia was about non existent threats, so I stepped it up to real threats.