Watch me.
Ok I’ll watch you stop
You’ll have to watch me start first 😤
Oh yeah, it’s all cumming together, I’ll secretly observe the bananaless watch hexxor start jerking!!
Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW
Oh fuck, for free???
I love Subaru
Hey who said I had to have my hands full of my own penis? I don’t need to touch it to masturbate, and I’ve touched plenty of other guy’s penises. Is my “ladder to heaven” just going to be made out of every guy I slept with? Seems a bit sexist.
Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.
Plot twist. The ladder is made of penises.
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Even if I have a Jacob’s ladder?
I hoping to ascend and not to climb. I’ve gotta say, I’m worried that after a while god might not be able to do it. Like he gets me half way up and then I just kind slowly drop down to earth… And hes like all apologizing … “Sorry, it’s been a long day. This has never happened to me before. Maybe we can try again in the morning.” So on and so on.
All the while knowing he was intimidated by me swinging around my rock hard cock yelling “Look mom! No hands!”
Maybe not to heaven but you might get close?
I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.
Protip: you can climb perfectly well if said dicks are in your ass.
LOL. Must learn to think before I speak/post. So hard.
Touching your penis IS heaven.
Aw, thanks :3
I can sure send the guy to heaven though…
Level up, try using your mouth instead
