I will poop my pants before I do it at home, for free!

…Why yes, I am an adult. Why do you ask?

This is what cigarettes and coffee are for

But work doesn’t have a bidet.

Meme: It’s ok.

Meme + title: Beautiful.

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That’s why I always poop on company time.

Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe. Bwst 45 minutes of my fucking life