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I don’t know much about billionaires, so I just kind of assumed that they had kids with, like, royalty or business family heiresses or A-list actresses. Not with their employees and/or whoever is left at the cocktail party after the A-listers have gone.
Funny thing is I think a lot of these babies were by surrogacy and in vitro fertilization, I don’t think there was actually a lot of sex going on with any of these women.
That’s what I read, I could be wrong
i suspect vivian could be the only one, the one that musk hates.
It’s probably why he has lots of kids to compensate for something. Probably to signal that he has sex when he really hasn’t. Ketamine abuse can cause erectile dysfunction and I bet his sperm is immotile
I would bet my eyes that he firmly believes in the superiority of his sperm. Eugenics is on par for nazis
That reminds me of Telegram founder Pavel Durov who donated his sperm to hundreds of women, and now he wants all of his children to have a big meeting. Rich people are fucked up (and this wants me to leave Telegram).
Wow didn’t know that. Telegram is done anyway, as far as anonymity goes
Not just him but undoubtedly millions of fellow Americans.
When one is dead and broken inside, they look to external quantitative factors for validation. They convince themselves that the more measurable & “objective” those factors are, the more they must be representing some underlying truth. They represent the meaning of life.
And the shitty thing is that those who only care about money and power see the worst of humanity getting rewarded with more money and more power.
Their fucked up personal lives aren’t evidence of something wrong with them. They are evidence that such silly feel-good nonsense is unnecessary at best, and a terrible weakness at worst. You know, the kind of shit you’d expect from a cartoon villain in a children’s movie.
Edit to add an anecdote: I’m sure people from conservative families will feel this one. Say in front of one of the broken people that Musk is an idiot and a bad father, and the reply will be something like “well he’s made a million times as much money as you, so that shows how smart you are!” Or maybe “his kids are set for life - have you done something like that for your kids?”
Please stop letting him name human beings
There’s a theory that they are all fake names and not their legal names, although his trans daughter I think legally changed their name so that may be on record, but most aren’t.
Those names would be animal cruelty too
I actually love the name “techno mechanicus”. The others are just weird, but I find that one laugh out loud hilarious.
Man this graphic is tough to read, even as an EPL person
vivian is the woman that disowned him, because she came out as trans , and you know how musk feels about trans people. grimes also dated chelsea.
Real pack of twits there… The willing participants of course, not the victims.
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Pretty sure all of his children are through IVF. It’s a requirement for him that they be XY chromosomes. The kid he disowned is his only daughter who is trans.
The other guy in the oval office cheated on all three of his wives, and paid off at least one of his mistresses in an attempt to keep her quiet, so…
These aren’t just family values, no sir, these are discount family values! Think of the savings!
Fast food, fast family values. At least he’s consistent.
Can’t tell if these are joke names or real. Since there is that X-AE whatever name, I assume they are real …
He’s a billionaire drug abuser narcissist who wants 4chan to like him, it would almost be weirder if he was somehow a responsible parent
Damn this dude can’t even pull out of his driveway
Have you seen the cybertruck?
I chuckle every time I am reminded that he named one of his kids Sideræl. In norwegian that would be a slang for Side-junk or side-slop.
Side = side
Ræl = “junk,” “trash,” “rubbish,” or “worthless stuff.” It is an informal, somewhat dismissive term used to describe things that are of low quality, broken, or generally useless.I think it was supposed to be Sidereal, which refers to astronomical measurements based on stars rather than the sun. But he couldn’t even spell it right.
Elon can consider himself proper American now that he thinks Æ can be used as substitute for A, E, or a combination of the two. Same as you sometimes see shitheads use Ø instead of O.
To those of us who use those letters daily, it’s just jarring, as it’s a completely different letter with a different sound. It would be like writing Karspleesh and expect the spelling to carry the same pronunciation.
Now I’m confused and confused how to pronounce Karspleesh. In my head, I’m pronouncing it Car splee
nshIf you’re feeling adventurous, try Kérsplôøsh.
In Danish ae can substitute æ
Same with aa = å and o/oe = ø
True, that’s an internationally recognized translation of those letters. Partially to make it easier for the swedes who use gibberish letters instead of the superior Æ Ø Å, I’m sure you can agree.
But the opposite isn’t valid in any language. You don’t know anyone who drive across Størebæltsbrøen to get to Ødense, I hope?Størebæltsbrøen
Ødense
Gibberish. Just like Swedish.
If you say “Ødense” is written in a gibberish way, wait until you find out what’s the pronunciation of that city.
I use Å and A interchangeably, and like to put umlauts in rändöm pläces for fün.
Ẇ̶̧h̵̰̍y̵̿ͅ ̵͎͆s̵̰̈́ť̷͓ö̷̬́p̵̝̓ ̷̭̏t̴͉̀h̶̞̾è̶̘r̶̩͛é̷̲?̵̼͝
Å/A is just as jarring. The Germans might be bothered about umlauts.
Yeah, they are actually triggering me a little bit. It just reads different.
Looks like Elon used a random name generator in a MMORPG to name his kids
It looks like he used a password generator.
I’m laughing so hard at unnamed, techno, exa and strider.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait – are you saying he actually named two of his kids literally the word “unnamed” (as opposed to the names not being publicly known)? 'Cause that’s both fucked-up and disturbingly plausible.
I want to believe 😂
I see Azure. Where’s AWS? Oracle? Alibaba?
Idk where X is
The one he’s been using as a human shield lately is literally named X. Somebody called him Xevlar a couple days ago which is pretty funny.
musk got lazy and called him X, instead of his full name.
Strider’s gonna have a rough childhood if any kids around him his age ever play Half Life 2.
I’m thinking of the silt striders from Morrowind.
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techno
strider sounds more normal than XAE, techno
Strider was cool in LOTR but I wouldn’t name a kid that. Maybe a giraffe or a stick insect.
not as bad as technomechanius, and exa dark sidareal
Lol! Who would believe that this guy is running the US government. Stranger than fiction.
Best of all (for him) is that he can run for president in the future and potentially rule for two more terms.
Techno Mecanicus, seriously, WTF
That might explain the name dispute between him, Grimes, and Zillis.
I’m all for dunking on elon, but you really shouldn’t have put any of the children’s pictures and especially not names in there and left them all as shadows.
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The mistake that everyone keeps making is assuming that when they say “traditional family” they mean the “husband, wife, and 2.5 kids” nuclear family. That’s not what they want. They are looking at an older tradition. They want slaves and concubines back.
The mistake that everyone makes is thinking that what they say, and where they go on Sunday has anything to do with how they feel and how they vote. They vote in a self serving and short sighted way. Their religion is irrelevant to who they actually are.
They want slaves and concubines back.
IE an actual traditional family, as very well defined in the Old Testament / Tanakh.
When you get to the New Testament, you end up with the uberconservative push for making divorce illegal citing Jesus himself.
Matthew 19:3-9
3 And Pharisees came up to him and tested him by asking, “Is it lawful to divorce one 's wife for any cause?”
4 He answered, "Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female,
5 and said, ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?
6 So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate."
7 They said to him, “Why then did Moses command one to give a certificate of divorce and to send her away?”
8 He said to them, “Because of your hardness of heart Moses allowed you to divorce your wives, but from the beginning it was not so.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.”
Notice how the presumption here is that only a man can divorce his wife, not the other way around.
The rule of Moses as understood by the Pharisee is that a man can serve a woman divorce papers, and that’s that.
What they can all agree on is women are second class citizens and should be subordinate to men.
Paul is quite famous for not permitting women to speak:
1 Corinthians 14:34
the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.
After my mom divorced my dad, we moved in with her parents because we had no money. The condition was that we had to start going to their extreme, King James Bible is the literal word of god, church. They preached this lesson a lot and it really messed my mom up. Luckily around the time I was 12, and already an atheist, we stopped going.
I come from a similar religious background, though my parents very obviously hate each other, never divorced, both constantly trying to get a middle school aged me to take their sides in arguments, traingulating everything, always, all the time, later escalating to trying to force various mental health condition diagnoses on each other and myself via quack doctors and institutions with dubious at best qualifications and track records.
I stopped talking to my family years ago, but if my ability to search through public records is accurate, it looka like my brother, his schizophrenic former FLDS cult member girlfriend and my mom rent and live in a two bed house in a suburb, and my dad lives in a trailerhome 60 miles away out in the sticks.
I’m sorry, I hope the PTSD hasn’t screwed you up too bad. It’s definitely one of the reasons for my mental health issues. I went to a Church of Christ. This is the only name allowed for a church in this sect, because Jesus said build the church in my name in the king James version. So anyone who calls a church anything else is obviously going to hell.
They take the book that’s been translated again and again and again, with books added and removed, and say it is the literal word of god because all the translators received divine inspiration. It would be a silly joke if they hadn’t hurt so many people. Almost all my family is dead now. What sect were you in?
Traditional royal family
Including the incest.
You cut out the part that shows they’re sitting on a statue of two parrots fucking
🤮
They all were conceived at cochella.
this should’ve been made by someone who has seen a diagram before
I just want to know who put anonymity bars over the sunglasses!
Yeah. Maybe just don’t use pictures of kids AT ALL.
Those names CANNOT be real
12 and 13 are lucky to not have names.
Oh they have names, they’re just unspeakable by human tongue.
ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Yeah! What’s going on with the names? Is he trying to punish his kids for existing?
Don’t forget muskrat’s own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.
That’s some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.
What? I’m glad I don’t know about all that shit. Makes for a good surprising meme when I browse lemmy.
Yes, the best way to start the morning. Thanks Lemmy.
Traditional.
Southern.
Values.
