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They all were conceived at cochella.
Those names CANNOT be real
Yeah! What’s going on with the names? Is he trying to punish his kids for existing?
12 and 13 are lucky to not have names.
Oh they have names, they’re just unspeakable by human tongue.
ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Please stop letting him name human beings
There’s a theory that they are all fake names and not their legal names, although his trans daughter I think legally changed their name so that may be on record, but most aren’t.
Those names would be animal cruelty too
I actually love the name “techno mechanicus”. The others are just weird, but I find that one laugh out loud hilarious.
don’t tell me the names are real. I know about the X AE kid but the others, seriously? This is the dumbest possible timeline
Leave Cletus out of this, he’s an honest good hearted intelligent guy compared to musk.
it is, the others one are : EXA DARK sidareal musk, TECHNO MECHaNIUS MUSK,
that’s because grimes is also dumb as a rock. so is anyone who willingly marries an unfuckable troglodyte
Idk about unfuckable given that he has 10 more kids than the average Westerner, but I’m 100% behind troglodyte.
Supposedly the kids are conceived through IVF, so no fucking was necessary.
no one fucks him. he just shares his sperm and people want it because they’re eager to get a share of his money and/or they’re also white supremacists who believe they should populate the earth more with their inbred genes.
Some of them seem rather sane, but 7 onwards is a shit show.
Man this graphic is tough to read, even as an EPL person
vivian is the woman that disowned him, because she came out as trans , and you know how musk feels about trans people. grimes also dated chelsea.
I suddenly realize the reasons why a whole tsar family was killed.
I know why they did it, because it was the only way to ensure that the tsar dynasty wasn’t reinstalled… But killing innocent kids will never sit right with me.
Its not like with Trump where his kids are actually problems themselves. I suspect that some of the younger ones will probably want to disown him too, especially the ones that he’s called stupid names.
If you have a look at musks family it seems as if the issue is not a single person.
But of course morally I agree. Might be a trap, though.
I don’t know much about billionaires, so I just kind of assumed that they had kids with, like, royalty or business family heiresses or A-list actresses. Not with their employees and/or whoever is left at the cocktail party after the A-listers have gone.
Funny thing is I think a lot of these babies were by surrogacy and in vitro fertilization, I don’t think there was actually a lot of sex going on with any of these women.
That’s what I read, I could be wrong
It’s probably why he has lots of kids to compensate for something. Probably to signal that he has sex when he really hasn’t. Ketamine abuse can cause erectile dysfunction and I bet his sperm is immotile
I would bet my eyes that he firmly believes in the superiority of his sperm. Eugenics is on par for nazis
Not just him but undoubtedly millions of fellow Americans.
When one is dead and broken inside, they look to external quantitative factors for validation. They convince themselves that the more measurable & “objective” those factors are, the more they must be representing some underlying truth. They represent the meaning of life.
And the shitty thing is that those who only care about money and power see the worst of humanity getting rewarded with more money and more power.
Their fucked up personal lives aren’t evidence of something wrong with them. They are evidence that such silly feel-good nonsense is unnecessary at best, and a terrible weakness at worst. You know, the kind of shit you’d expect from a cartoon villain in a children’s movie.
Edit to add an anecdote: I’m sure people from conservative families will feel this one. Say in front of one of the broken people that Musk is an idiot and a bad father, and the reply will be something like “well he’s made a million times as much money as you, so that shows how smart you are!” Or maybe “his kids are set for life - have you done something like that for your kids?”
That reminds me of Telegram founder Pavel Durov who donated his sperm to hundreds of women, and now he wants all of his children to have a big meeting. Rich people are fucked up (and this wants me to leave Telegram).
Wow didn’t know that. Telegram is done anyway, as far as anonymity goes
i suspect vivian could be the only one, the one that musk hates.
::Fist Bump:: - Nick Cannon, probably
The other guy in the oval office cheated on all three of his wives, and paid off at least one of his mistresses in an attempt to keep her quiet, so…
These aren’t just family values, no sir, these are discount family values! Think of the savings!
Fast food, fast family values. At least he’s consistent.
Small edit: since elon is an immigrant-hating immigrant, you should probably refer to the kids as “anchor babies”
this should’ve been made by someone who has seen a diagram before
I just want to know who put anonymity bars over the sunglasses!
Yeah. Maybe just don’t use pictures of kids AT ALL.
The mistake that everyone keeps making is assuming that when they say “traditional family” they mean the “husband, wife, and 2.5 kids” nuclear family. That’s not what they want. They are looking at an older tradition. They want slaves and concubines back.
Traditional royal family
Including the incest.
You cut out the part that shows they’re sitting on a statue of two parrots fucking
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The mistake that everyone makes is thinking that what they say, and where they go on Sunday has anything to do with how they feel and how they vote. They vote in a self serving and short sighted way. Their religion is irrelevant to who they actually are.
They want slaves and concubines back.
IE an actual traditional family, as very well defined in the Old Testament / Tanakh.
When you get to the New Testament, you end up with the uberconservative push for making divorce illegal citing Jesus himself.
Matthew 19:3-9
3 And Pharisees came up to him and tested him by asking, “Is it lawful to divorce one 's wife for any cause?”
4 He answered, "Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female,
5 and said, ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?
6 So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate."
7 They said to him, “Why then did Moses command one to give a certificate of divorce and to send her away?”
8 He said to them, “Because of your hardness of heart Moses allowed you to divorce your wives, but from the beginning it was not so.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.”
Notice how the presumption here is that only a man can divorce his wife, not the other way around.
The rule of Moses as understood by the Pharisee is that a man can serve a woman divorce papers, and that’s that.
What they can all agree on is women are second class citizens and should be subordinate to men.
Paul is quite famous for not permitting women to speak:
1 Corinthians 14:34
the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.
After my mom divorced my dad, we moved in with her parents because we had no money. The condition was that we had to start going to their extreme, King James Bible is the literal word of god, church. They preached this lesson a lot and it really messed my mom up. Luckily around the time I was 12, and already an atheist, we stopped going.
I come from a similar religious background, though my parents very obviously hate each other, never divorced, both constantly trying to get a middle school aged me to take their sides in arguments, traingulating everything, always, all the time, later escalating to trying to force various mental health condition diagnoses on each other and myself via quack doctors and institutions with dubious at best qualifications and track records.
I stopped talking to my family years ago, but if my ability to search through public records is accurate, it looka like my brother, his schizophrenic former FLDS cult member girlfriend and my mom rent and live in a two bed house in a suburb, and my dad lives in a trailerhome 60 miles away out in the sticks.
I’m sorry, I hope the PTSD hasn’t screwed you up too bad. It’s definitely one of the reasons for my mental health issues. I went to a Church of Christ. This is the only name allowed for a church in this sect, because Jesus said build the church in my name in the king James version. So anyone who calls a church anything else is obviously going to hell.
They take the book that’s been translated again and again and again, with books added and removed, and say it is the literal word of god because all the translators received divine inspiration. It would be a silly joke if they hadn’t hurt so many people. Almost all my family is dead now. What sect were you in?
I’m all for dunking on elon, but you really shouldn’t have put any of the children’s pictures and especially not names in there and left them all as shadows.
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The way his daughter speaks of him makes me think he’s a psychopath. He is emotionless and dead inside, he’s a broken human.
absolute power (& wealth) corrupts absolutely
Incorrect. Those that are corrupt desires and seek absolute power & wealth more than an normal person. We have a few people in history who did had absolute power & wealth and uses it to great benefit for his people.
Who in history had absolute wealth and or power and used it to great benefit for their people?
I’d like to know too, I strongly suggest this is a delusion. Although the saying is a cliché, it’s a remarkably correct statement.
Considering nearly every single one of their comments is about China and they said “his people” I think I have an idea that confirms that you’d be correct
But he doesn’t even wield absolute power. The bit he does hold seems to have been enough.
Wealth cannot be detangled from power, so yeah, this is dead on.
We can have democracy or we can have billionaires, we cannot have both
yeah but those women also actively engaged in a relationship with the Worlds Biggest Asshole to the point of having a children with The Worlds Biggest Asshole—good road map for initial big sharp drop rig contraption testers; just sayin.
actually almost all of his "children"are done through IVF/surrogacy, he has a fetish with breeding so its like incubators for him
This grosses me out the most. He isn’t even having romantic relationships with the mothers where a spell of passion ends up with children. No, in a few cases, he literal went up to his own employees offering to pay them to be single mothers for his own demonic ego.
Wow, I didn’t think it was going to be possible for me to have less respect for, or more grossed by, the guy doing Nazi salutes on tv… but yet, here we are. These people are so fucking weird…
