I got a package the other day from an online order I had made. My wife asked what it was and I joked and said it might be a bomb, some dust with poison or a virus or something. We laughed at the thought but it got me thinking of all the packages I just open without thinking all the time. I would never know it was a bomb until after it went off in my hands.
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It also has a chance of being a million dollars.
Every package both is and isn’t a bomb until you open it!
Or something. Idk I never studied physics.
Schrodinger was a terrorist
A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.
Terrorist: “Wait, then what did I do with the-”
If you ordered from a package bomb delivery service it would have an almost 100% chance of being one.
Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.
I’m waiting for the city wide random delivery service that some country will send some day for everyone to enjoy … all 2 million of them all at once.
I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.
You’re not that important. Nobody wants to kill you.
that’s the main reason you should care. It makes sense being target of murder when you know you are not important, so no one would care
Eh, they could very well have someone that wants to kill them. But it’s less likely that they have someone willing to take the risk of prison to do it though, or the knowledge of how to actually make a bomb
Plenty of random innocent people have died from package bombs. All it takes is for someone to hate your boss / your neighbor / someone unrelated with the same name. Or just, someone unhinged
Unless… there’s profit in it. No profit in sending a customer a bomb.
Hopefully some day
Or a mail order bride… on the instalment plan.
Nuhu, I wanna see you put a bomb in my Tcp-Packages!
TCP ack flood incoming
There was a bomber in Texas who murdered several strangers with package bombs left on their doorsteps. He blew himself up just before he was captured. I don’t think we ever got an explanation of his motivation. It’s really rare, but it does happen.
The fact is that most of us are alive simply because no one has decided to kill us yet. There is no complete safety in this life, so you may as well take reasonable precautions and chill. Enjoy your life.
I think they screen for those these days.
Only in high value places.
More likely to be da bomb 💣
If you want to die, walk across the street. You’ll have a much better chance than whatever you’re dreaming up.
Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, United States
Well, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.
Cool, my stress level wasn’t high enough today.
Yeah, lithium ion batteries are a real danger.
