50 l 50 he’s looking at memory of “that one time with Epstein and those girls”, or in a Big Mac coma.
He’s just playing the the mushroom.
You man the acorn in the mud? There’s no stem
I hope they can open a window or something
I mean, he’s obviously just staring at his phone, but if this had been Biden then they’d have been calling him Sleepy Joe in all the headlines. :|
Obviously? No. There is no possible way his hands could be holding that phone. And we all know he is absolutely a 2-handing smart phone user. *Yes to the rest
I think he’s got legs down there a phone could rest on.
He looks like an old man trying to take a dick pic.
https://www.youtube.com/live/OMpL4Hze__4?si=HOc6PlcqlEMp5HN_
I watched the cabinet meeting but never saw him sleeping. If anyone else wants to double check, I would appreciate it as i hated every minute of that idiot circle jerk.
He is checking his phone or playing flappy bird or something when the pic was taken.
playing flappy bird
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
More likely he twatting or truthing…whatever the term
Hes doing exactly what he wanted to do as president.
OT, but what do you mean “Sign-in Required” when trying to read the post on bluesky, weren’t they supposed to be better than twitter?
This user has requested that their content only be shown to signed-in users.
Huh. I guess that’s a feature Bluesky offers. TIL.
It was just added recently, like within a week or so. At least it’s the users choice unlike Twitter.
Correct, I noticed the feature recently too. I’d imagine it’s anti-spam (or at least anti-lurk?) but it’s not like you can comment without an account.
I don’t see a good enough reason to toggle that unless you’re expecting a non-user to leak it to another platform to make fun of you (e.g. Lemmy) and obviously we’re proof enough that it isn’t much of a deterrent, lol.
So the enshittification begins… I can’t think of a single valid reason for wanting only account-havers to view your post.
This is a way to slightly make a block work better to keep away from stalkers. Yes, a stalker can create another account. But it does add an additional small speed bump.
It’s a way to dip their toe into being closed off. Right now it’s a “user choice” so some people can slowly build the wall while feeling good about “blocking AI scrapers” (they’ll get around it no problem) or “blocking stalkers” (they’ll get around it no problem) or “blocking [next week’s bogeyman]” and all of a sudden everyone has to make an account to interact with the website but it was oRgAnIc™
He is really old, he’ll be 79 in june. How many people that are that age, you hear they die, and you’re like, “mmhmm, they had a long life.” He should be at his country clubs being racist and assaulting women like all the other republicans. Retire, it’s just a job man.
He is 2 years younger than my grandad. And I would not trust my grandpa to run the country. He is just too old.
I would dead ass rather roll the dice with your granddad
I would rather roll the dice with my own granddad, and he’s already dead
White House at Bernie’s
White House at Bernie’s
Ironic really that this is what we got. Bernie at White House would have been a lot better.
cant fuck up things more than trump
Sadly he could not ever run because he does not have citzenship nor has he ever been to the US afaik. He has been to Mexico though. Maybe that counts.
He HAS been to the US then. The United States of Mexico.
Only $5 million to get a “Gold” card!
He did retire. Here he is asleep in his chair like grandpa after thanksgiving dinner. Musk’s in charge now.
president musk, and TRUMP is not even at the front of the table hes at one of the low level pleb seats.
That’s the spot all the recent history presidents have sat at for cabinet meetings. Here’s one from 1976. https://www.fordlibrarymuseum.gov/ford-administration-cabinet-meeting-minutes
Dozin’ Donnie.
…and if he sleeps is a good thing!! May reduce the damages.
I read the caption first and was not expecting that to be THAT hilarious. Holy shit.
Musk gets him excited. He’s jerking off.
Nah, Stormy made it clear that he doesn’t have a two-hander, even with tiny hands.
This picture makes me think of the boardroom scene in the movie Dogma.
Why is a) He even in there? b) still wearing that stupid hat?
B: It has become an even lamer version of the swastika armband.
Don’t see the kid anywhere in the image, so gotta have something to go on the head.
Nah, the kid isn’t a hat, he’s a human shield.
People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he’s been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.
They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don’t come back for revenge.
Can’t see how a billionaire’s kid is any different - it’s really nothing personal.
He has seven of those horcruxes
Every time I see him with his kid, I can’t help but think of the Insufferable comic where the dude’s got baby body armor
Doesn’t want people to see his botched hair implants
Little Xevlar was pulling his plugs out during the compulsory shoulder rides.
Xevlar
Did you come up with that? It’s fucking top notch funny. I don’t laugh much these days.
I wish. It was doing the rounds when he started wearing the kid-helmet and I can’t forget it.
It’s fucking weird that there are people in this comment section acting like Trump is a naughty schoolboy texting his crush under the desk.
He’s Trump. If he was shitposting it’d be on the table and any sycophant that had a problem with it would get told to shut up and get him a hamburger.
hamberder*
Yeah, that was kind of a layup.
Unless he’s talking to his FSB handler on his second phone and doesn’t want anyone to see
The FSB handler that told gim to stop all aid and make an exception for ukraine?
That told him to unlilaterally break the missile treaties?
Is he in the room with us right now?Is your argument here that Trump couldn’t possibly be a Russian asset? Because I’ve got news for you, the evidence is pretty overwhelming that he is, at the very least, helping Putin with everything he needs.
I just gave you facts to the contrary, then simply show me your ‘evidence’
I just gave you facts to the contrary, then simply show me your ‘evidence’
Yeah, I think maybe you don’t know what the word “facts” actually means, because you did no such thing.
Have you tried, I don’t know, googling it?
Try adding “Krasnov” to your queries.
LOL Imagine being this confidently wrong .
I did give you 2 important decisions Trump made that were very hostile to Russia. Or do you want to deny this happened or that he during his first time already fully supported them 4 years long.
Maybe you do, there’s a possibility of you being ‘special’ in the head.Especially when I do Google what you have to offer as ‘facts’. Slop I normally wouldn’t waste time with and read:
“According to a Facebook post…”
“a former Soviet and Kazakh security official, claimed…”
"a rumor circulated online that… "You see, when they use these little words it means they pulled them from their ass and have nothing to back it up.
Exactly the opposite of a fact (a thing that is known or proved to be true.)
Only dumb or very gullible specimens would believe that, or worse double down on them.
I don’t waste time on them Like I don’t waste on those ‘articles’.
At best I ridicule them, then say goodbye.
So byeWhat a weird comment… FYI, the Krasnov thing is a very recent development, so it’s not confirmed.
But let’s not pretend that’s the only evidence. Clearly you have no interest in actually understanding this, as you’ve clearly already made up your mind before anyone was ever able to even present a case.
It’s undeniable that, at the very least, Trump’s actions are ALWAYS in line with Russia and Putin. Including decisions he’s made that have literally no possible explanation beyond that.
Why would his FSB handler talk to him on the phone if she were in the same room with him?
Why would he care? They’ve got their own.