This is a hilarious solution

I mean, it might be different from prostitution specifically, but it’s still sex work. She may have balked at the taboo term “prostitute” but it’s really not far different from sugaring. A SB just needs to be a more convincing actress.

“Reap”, as in the grim reaper. You “reap” what you sow

You know, Disney is an awful mega corporation, but wow would I love to see them turn on this administration with their full ire. The mouse v swasticars

Sounds kinky, I’m in!

He missed that boycott includes “boy”

Hmmmm I dunno. Can you get a doctor to tattoo his signature around your bellybutton?

But what do you do when people ask you to prove you were born?

You know what, I’d be happy either way!

She eats cereal like she’s actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife

Hilarious reason to be banned. Be gay, do crime my friend.

I think it’s both

I would rather roll the dice with my own granddad, and he’s already dead

Victoria 3

This made me laugh, it has Wile E. Coyote vibes to it as a solution

Well stated

Long distance transmission creates enormous power wastage, and cities are rarely located in places ideal for large scale wind and solar. Fusion can help deliver power to urban centres, reducing the acreage needed for a solar farm.

There are also inland places in northern latitudes that benefit little from solar. Wind and fusion would be a great energy mix for those places.

Your figure is to die for. I would lick that perfect smooth little pussy all day long

Or Hood-Off, as in Klansmen

Do I need to drink the saliva fresh from the camel’s mouth, or can I have it bottled and shipped to me?