Finally, I can share my method.
- Start with the side of the towel that has the tag. Hold the towel so the tag is facing away from you (critical to a later step!)
- Dry hair with the top, then face in the next section down, followed by chest.
- Left arm is dried with the left side of the next section, right arm with the right side. At this point you should be about half way down the towel.
- Dry balls with the next section.
- Legs are next with the remaining section of the towel.
- Flip and dry the back and butt.
I got tired of finding head hair in my underwear so this method keeps the head drying section quite a bit away from the ball section, and keeps the ass drying away from hands arms, chest, face etc.
That sounds like work.
This is exactly how I’ve been drying myself for years! It’s really simple, as when I’m done with the towel, I always hang it to dry on the hook the same way, and then grab it in the same way when I get out of the shower the next time. It takes no thought, and mostly ensures each “section” gets evenly distributed moisture absorption.
Might be better at reducing hair than just shaking the towel after drying the head, huh?
Believe me, my genetics are already trying their best to remove what hair I have left on my head.
Are you me? This is almost exactly how I do it, with only some small modifications.
I dry my hair, then flip it over to do my body. The end.
do people just… not clean themselves in the shower?
disc.
(artist not widely known to be objectional at time of publication)
Heh! That was exactly what I was thinking of!
Towels don’t only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you’re still leaving skin on your towel.
Bit it’s skin that has just been washed. It’s not like you’re rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
Unless you’re into that, of course 🤷
To each their own
what if i want someone else’s?
Are you asking for mine, because then we need to start talking about price.
Ill do it for less than this guy
My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was “clean” after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can’t imagine the smell. 🤢
I have also known people who claimed this. Gross.
Yeah… no
If you’re cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?
Plebs using towels? What is this? Caveman times?
My sexy robot servants blow me.
…also, you’ve just stepped out of the shower 35 seconds earlier.
All you gotta do is follow the law, the law of gravity. Start at the top and work your way down.
I use the center of the towel for the face, the ends for bottom half of my body and a separate one for hands outside of bathtime.
In all seriousness I wash myself with a exfiltrating scrub and clean enough where it doesn’t matter how I dry myself.
If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn’t matter. It’s not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.
Count yourself lucky if a single guy has separate towels for handwashing and showering/bathing.
Why the bloody would you?
One towel is more than enough for bathing, hand washing, floor mopping, kitchen towel, car window washing, oil rag
It is pretty fucked to make a guest use the towel you dry your ass with the dry their hands. I like to keep a seperate one just for that
i’m single and i have two separate towels, but to be honest i only use the big one for everything, the small one is so guests don’t dry their hands on the towel that dries my entire body
That’s fair.
I’m married and we just have the towel.
I’m married and there’s always a second towel on the rail so I just use that one for my balls and ass. I guess that is why it’s there.
I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?
I honestly bet my balls get more washing than my face.
My hair doesn’t behave well, so if I’m not wearing a hat I jump in the shower and give it a quick wash. I never get out of the shower without giving the pits and balls a quick lather.
Generally I also shower in the evenings kind of regardless of the morning routine.
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
I have been stupid and had the water way too hot. I would sweat leaving the shower. So relaxing tho
This tweet lives rent free in my head, often does the phrase “The towel forgets” pop into my brain.
Who the fuck actually cares? Are straight guys so homophobic they can’t even touch a towel that has touched their own freshly cleaned junk?
How the fuck did you get ANY of that from this post? It’s about hygiene, not homophobia.
And everyone in the comments is talking about using the same towel. Who is this strawman you’re insulting and why does it have 32 upvotes?
Straight man bad
Woman in screenshot: do men have separate ball towels?
Man in screenshot: no
Men in comments: no
Men every other time this gets posted: no
Noxypaws: straight men are homophobic scum for not wanting to use a towel that touched their own balls. Something is wrong with their brains!
???
Damn y’all really can’t take a joke can you?
Where’s the joke lol
I just see OC getting mad about people that don’t exist
Nah, these guys ain’t straight and/or cis. If touching their own balls makes them that uncomfy then they’ve got some stuff they’re hiding and need to work through.
Edit: even so, tho, the OP doesn’t look like they’re a dude; which makes me wonder if she has a different towel for every part of her body. Like, damn bitch, granted I ain’t straight or cis, but I use two towels, one for my hair, one for the rest of me. I may be a gal but I don’t need more than that, and the hair one is mainly because my hair holds enough water that I kinda need a second towel.
For me it’s more I don’t want my head hair wrapped around my junk. It’s uncomfortable, and behind deliberate about how I dry my body has made sure it doesn’t happen anymore.
Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she’s grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it’s the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she’s grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?
Feet have balls as well, technically
Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?
Me? I just air dry.
Who cares? I just washed them, they’re clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?
But also yeah, start at top, he’s right.
