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This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what’s going on in the US.
Idiots! Should have made a brand new $500 bill for this! Would work out a lot better with inflation. Great for buying eggs.
Yeah when I was 20, $100 was grocery money for the month. Now it’s groceries for 3-4 days. It doesn’t help that I always have a house full of teenagers.
Musk can be the $1,000,000 bill in Weimer America, suitable for buying a single omelet.
The back can be a flaming depiction of the kinsey institute
Silly, he get big balls to conjure up million dollar bitcoins from thin air to replace dollars. Plus they will all be purchased with low and middle income American taxpayers dollars.
“Gazillion bucks”. On the back put the Monopoly guy with a top hat and monocle.
I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein’s BLACK BOOK!
Put the People on CURRENCY!
That’s fair. It will be used a lot, as it is about the price of a box of eggs at the end of this year.
Its fucked up vain bullshit. His maggots might like his shitty face in their purses but the sane folks elsewhere should burn it
Just in case people didn’t know they were heading into a personality cult dictatorship already.
lol … by the time they do pass regulations and laws to do all this … 1 Trump will be worth nothing
It will be like the German Reichsmark and they’ll be printing out so much of it, that these paper bills will be more valuable as a fuel source to cook your food than in actually purchasing anything of value.
“1 Trump will be worth nothing” vs the immense value one Trump has now. lol.
Just fucking pathetic.
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This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.
That’s gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.
He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself
I’m naming a toilet bowl after him.
I’m too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I’ll be shitting in the woods.
OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world
I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work…
I need to take a trump
MASA, Make America Shit Again!
Are there any landfills or garbage islands in the oceans that still need names? Trump’s name would go perfectly on them
I’ve seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.
Shhh he doesn’t need any help with ideas
Let them have their bingo. They almost have a row.
You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.
Some bootlicker of a legislator in Tennessee had proposed a bill to change the name of the Nashville airport to Trump International Airport. Fortunately, it didn’t even make it to committee vote.
“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”
You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?
When he’s done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.
Yeah, this seems like bad timing since it looks like the recession formally started today.
Not technically yet, but effectively.
Less than worthless, my boy.
How much will that cost the taxpayers?
I mean…not much at all. A redesign & print, then just business as usual. It’s not like we’re going to stop printing hundreds.
Now we’re finally killing the penny (yay), and I would even argue hell, let’s get rid of the nickel, too. I know there will be a little pain involved, but especially post/mid crazy inflation…my god. WHAT is the purchasing power of a goddamn penny or nickel?? I mean who are we kidding with this nonsense, minting coins with no real value?? Junk.
Their pride.
Not as much as you might expect, but that’s beside the point.
I’ve never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I’m willing to try it.
The only paper I want to see this man’s face on is toilet paper.
Whatever. Go for it, cultists.
This type of shit is just noise meant to distract and overwhelm people from paying attention to the stuff that matters.
What this guy said^^ focus on the real issues and watch out for the other sleight of hand cause in the end that’s all it is. They want us bickering with each other while closed door deals are being finalized
Yeah, they’ve been pretty explicit in wanting to “flood the zone” with new shit everyday to annoy and outrage us, and so that the media doesn’t have enough time to cover in depth what’s really going on.
All of this stuff like “Gulf of America”, “Red White and Blueland”, adding Trump’s face to Mt. Rushmore, putting Trump’s face on the $100, etc. It’s all a bunch of look-at-the-birdy bullshit.
Basically the raison d’être for MTG or Lauren Boebert - have em stand up and say dumb shit and keep attention focused on them while the GOP continues to fuck the average taxpayer.