• @[email protected]
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    112 months ago

    This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what’s going on in the US.

  • @[email protected]
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    292 months ago

    Idiots! Should have made a brand new $500 bill for this! Would work out a lot better with inflation. Great for buying eggs.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Yeah when I was 20, $100 was grocery money for the month. Now it’s groceries for 3-4 days. It doesn’t help that I always have a house full of teenagers.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      Musk can be the $1,000,000 bill in Weimer America, suitable for buying a single omelet.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        Silly, he get big balls to conjure up million dollar bitcoins from thin air to replace dollars. Plus they will all be purchased with low and middle income American taxpayers dollars.

  • @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein’s BLACK BOOK!

    Put the People on CURRENCY!

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    That’s fair. It will be used a lot, as it is about the price of a box of eggs at the end of this year.

    • @[email protected]
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      Its fucked up vain bullshit. His maggots might like his shitty face in their purses but the sane folks elsewhere should burn it

  • TheObviousSolution
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    Just in case people didn’t know they were heading into a personality cult dictatorship already.

  • IninewCrow
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    352 months ago

    lol … by the time they do pass regulations and laws to do all this … 1 Trump will be worth nothing

    It will be like the German Reichsmark and they’ll be printing out so much of it, that these paper bills will be more valuable as a fuel source to cook your food than in actually purchasing anything of value.

  • Hossenfeffer
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    432 months ago

    This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

  • Wren
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    32 months ago

    President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

    You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      I mean…not much at all. A redesign & print, then just business as usual. It’s not like we’re going to stop printing hundreds.

      Now we’re finally killing the penny (yay), and I would even argue hell, let’s get rid of the nickel, too. I know there will be a little pain involved, but especially post/mid crazy inflation…my god. WHAT is the purchasing power of a goddamn penny or nickel?? I mean who are we kidding with this nonsense, minting coins with no real value?? Junk.

  • @[email protected]
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    62 months ago

    I’ve never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I’m willing to try it.

  • @[email protected]
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    582 months ago

    Whatever. Go for it, cultists.

    This type of shit is just noise meant to distract and overwhelm people from paying attention to the stuff that matters.

    • @[email protected]
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      152 months ago

      What this guy said^^ focus on the real issues and watch out for the other sleight of hand cause in the end that’s all it is. They want us bickering with each other while closed door deals are being finalized

      • @[email protected]
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        92 months ago

        Yeah, they’ve been pretty explicit in wanting to “flood the zone” with new shit everyday to annoy and outrage us, and so that the media doesn’t have enough time to cover in depth what’s really going on.

        All of this stuff like “Gulf of America”, “Red White and Blueland”, adding Trump’s face to Mt. Rushmore, putting Trump’s face on the $100, etc. It’s all a bunch of look-at-the-birdy bullshit.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        Basically the raison d’être for MTG or Lauren Boebert - have em stand up and say dumb shit and keep attention focused on them while the GOP continues to fuck the average taxpayer.