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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 3 months ago

Anon is a reader

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Anon is a reader

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 3 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    29•3 months ago

    I’ve got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•3 months ago

      But why?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•3 months ago

        I was big into the show. By the time I got the book I had already read it a couple times online and knew it would be a worthwhile purchase, even if silly. Been almost 10 years but it’s not a purchase I regret.

    • @[email protected]
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      19•3 months ago

      One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

  • @[email protected]
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    57•3 months ago

    Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

    • @[email protected]
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      1•3 months ago

      Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.

      You should know.

    • [email protected]
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      25•3 months ago

      Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

      • SSTF
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        15•3 months ago

        The medallion is also cursed.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•3 months ago

          We all are.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•3 months ago

        I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•3 months ago

          wat

    • Ton the Supermassive
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      22•3 months ago

      Piknic

      • @[email protected]
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        9•3 months ago

        piknic is way better than sonichu

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      7•3 months ago

      Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•3 months ago

        She came out as trans and goes by Christine.

      • SeekPie
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        5•3 months ago

        Don’t know the answer, but I think she uses “she/her” pronouns now.

    • Schadrach
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      6•3 months ago

      Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

      …you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

  • @[email protected]
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    7•3 months ago

    Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    26•3 months ago

    Say what…

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Jesus christ the legs. They really wanna fuck horses huh?

    • Cassa
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      3•3 months ago

      Still better than AI “art” 🤷

  • @[email protected]
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    15•3 months ago

    Still a better story than fallout 4

  • djsoren19
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    12•3 months ago

    God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

  • Blaster M
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    28•3 months ago

    Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    OP’s gay and a furry. Lol.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      That’s like a quarter of lemmy.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•3 months ago

    Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•3 months ago

    Hang on there Anon, I’m thirsty so I’m gonna get a cup of bleach before you start.

  • IndiBrony
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    73•3 months ago

    There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

    https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

    • @[email protected]
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      28•3 months ago

      I was shocked at first but then i was like “yeah, sounds right” and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and…620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

      War and Peace only has 587,000.

      amazed. I’m amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

      • @[email protected]
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        There’s a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfiction with over 4.1 million words. It used to hold some kind of unofficial record for the longest piece of english fiction, but I think there’s longer ones out there now.

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          2•3 months ago

          It had been a long battle for survival, but he managed to stop the imbeciles from defeating him for real. Tabuu, though, had been weakened during the battle. As he floated along in the void of the Subspace surrounded by darkness and swirling purple and blue colors, he reflected on the disastrous end of the battle.

          Master Hand had shown up right before Tabuu could terminate the big group of Smashers. As a last ditch attempt, the omnipotent hand used his space-bending powers to recall each one of the Smashers to their worlds, back into the past before they participated in the Brawl tourney and the war against the Subspace Army. He then called Crazy Hand, and both of them escaped from Tabuu’s clutches, effectually putting a sudden end to the conflict for the time being…

          Oh. Oh dear oh deary dear… there are millions of these words.

    • @[email protected]
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      How are the rights holders for MLP and Fallout not suing the shit out of this publisher?

    • @[email protected]
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      6•3 months ago

      If this was in stock right now I’d be down $120.

    • @[email protected]
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      25•3 months ago

      What in the cursed hell is this

      • @[email protected]
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        22•3 months ago

        Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•3 months ago

        Fat roman larpers fuck mutant ponies or something probably.

  • Tar_Alcaran
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    117•3 months ago

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria

    Even the wiki is semi-cursed

    • @[email protected]
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      16•3 months ago

      Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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        6•3 months ago

        Honestly, please do. Don’t try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•3 months ago

        I see you’ve never done serious web development.

        • @[email protected]
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          18•3 months ago

          Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

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            12•3 months ago

            Stop stealing my heart pills.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•3 months ago

          I did and I don’t use subdomains for mobile. Have you tried being good at it?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 months ago

      Surprisingly, I know about this, thanks to Station 13 shenanigans.

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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      15•3 months ago

      Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI…

    • @[email protected]
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      21•3 months ago

      how does a pony fire an AK-47?

      • @[email protected]
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        They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        14•3 months ago

        I haven’t read it, since it’s MLP, and also since it’s apparently 2000 pages, so I can’t tell you. But I do want to know

        • @[email protected]
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          In “Fallout: Equestria,” ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

          1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
          2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
          3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
          4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

          These adaptations showcase the ponies’ resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

          Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan’t verify

          • @[email protected]
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            6•3 months ago

            Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

            • @[email protected]
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              Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it’s fine to say “that’s just how it is, don’t worry about it” hah

          • @[email protected]
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            Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        3•3 months ago

        It pulls the trigger. Duh.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•3 months ago

        You might be overthinking it.

      • @[email protected]
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        19•3 months ago

        Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

        • @[email protected]
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          5•3 months ago

        • @[email protected]
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          1•3 months ago

          Okay, that’s enough Internet for me today.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•3 months ago

        AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

        • @[email protected]
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          8•3 months ago

          The “chinese assault rifle” from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

          • @[email protected]
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            It pretty much is tbh

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      33•3 months ago

      My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

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      deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        5•3 months ago

        The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.

        I had expected it but was still disappointed.

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      It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

      surprised pikachu face

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