A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
“How do you like my grasshopper cosplay?”
You found what on my web history?!
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
I can haz cheezeburger?
This makes me highly uncomfortable
"Have you seen my possum? "
But seriously, I thought this was some man made art. The fact that this is a real life pic of a living creature is wicked.
Have you seen my tweezers.
This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
Who? Me?
It was an alright Adam Sandler film.