It’s been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text
And it’s not even a green text
It’s got the spirit
I’ve never wanted so badly to be a coward–Superb work OP …you disgustingly brave bastard.
This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.
There it is.
It almost wasn’t 4chan
Gay: It was his brother
Fake: It was the brother that came
What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?
Relative humidity
It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…
It’s good to have some typing quirks and varieities imo. It feels boring if everyone would write in thr same style.
Everyone on reddit says that and thank you good sir. Not a quirk unless wearing a fedora is a quirk
Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.
The poop knife isn’t necessarily a reddit thing… I was well aware of my relative’s knife long before reddit was conceived.
Why do you care so much how other people speak?
Is it harmful? No. Does it obscure meaning? Also no. Everything else is just personal preference, ie not your jurisdiction, Speech Cop.
Commenting on a forum meant for discussion isn’t “caring so much.” If you read, I was clear it’s a redditism that is cringey.
“The way you talk is cringe” isn’t discussion, it’s bullying.
Wanting to drop redditisms isn’t bullying. Blocked.
Lemmy equivalent of plugging their ears and blabbing “Lalala, I can’t hear you!” Very fitting.
Hear hear, Cheerio my good chap
I use “Huzzah” on the regs. It starts ironically, and then before you know it, it’s in your lexicon.
☹️ I started saying bro as a joke and it just became something I can’t stop saying.
That etymologically connects back to the Mongolian empire in the 13th century! It’s even worse!
What about: “Tally-ho pip-pip and Bernard’s your uncle.”
I see no issue there
I started saying dawg ironically…
Or you watch “The Great”
Indeed
Eh, maybe so.
Pay no heed to the haters. They’re so insecure that they get embarrassed at harmless things other people do.
No it’s just simply annoying. It’s weird you think it impacts someone that much. Criticism is okay.
It’s weird you felt the need to jump to the defense of a bully.
Lmao a bully? Ok weirdo
I edited the comment, and I honestly think it’s funnier / more impactful without it.
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I mean, it’s a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain’t wrong either.
Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there’s some good advice in there.
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
Hey, keep it in the family.
I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where’s the fun in that ;)
Only if she’s a coward
SEE IT THROUGH
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Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.
Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.
