In light of recent events and confusion, I think we would all benefit from having a single, concise definition for the word tankie. Here are my suggestions:
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Someone who believes that violence has a proper use and that that use isn’t “getting bananas for my tum tum”
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Some dumbass Kremlin bot who thinks that Russia is a country rather than an actual duchy of hell
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A Neo-Shermanist
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A fascist in every way, except the ones that matter and also the other ones
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A hysterical CCP bot who lacks our sensible, rules-based policy of zero-tolerance for the Chinese
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A MAGAt who thinks that Drumpf was neither the beginning nor the end of our problems, and who thinks it’s funny - FUNNY, I SAY - that we’re so caught up on him
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A non-conservative who is mean to me about my opinions
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Mom, systematically repressing me with a fascist so-called bedtime 😡
It’s another name for fans of Thomas the Tank Engine
isn’t it funnier if we don’t
Tankie:
Tanktop master
A tankie is someone who wears very small tanktops. The smaller and tighter the tanktop the tankiest the person.
Used to be anyone left of the DNC, now it’s anyone left of the pentagon
someone that is a dirty owl
The One True Tankie
Die-hard Michael Dukakis supporters
I didn’t realize he was still alive. We should get him to do an ama
This is the correct answer
I just like tanks. I think they are neat.
someone who is a doo doo head and is bad and i don’t like them please go away
I get called a tankie imperialist for being anti war. Maybe we can work that in somehow?
Tankie: the poster reading this
If the tank isn’t from the Budapest region of Hungary, then it’s not a tankie it’s a Armed Anti-Fascist Intervention.
My girlfriend from Canada. She goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her. >.>
a tankie is someone whose very
coolsorry I mean bad and totally not cool or based
