My nemesis showed up.

I’m not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it’ll probably make the news.

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

It’s fairly self explanatory

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

Meh…

Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns

In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later

I’ll live for eternity I guess. Really don’t want that tbh

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

Hmm chuck of some sort. either I’m turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

Ouch…

By a spear, then repawn after 3 days

Not at all I guess?