“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
If only there was another proven way of doing this without the risk of serious complications of getting sick.
Dear Mr Worm, pls take his other half brain.
I think that’s already happened.
We tried this every year up until 1963 and it didnt work
Man if only we could have measles but like a less deadly version so we could train our bodies to fight the actual thing.
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You first, asshole.
It would. Republicans don’t believe in treatment. Natural selection. Do the math.
That was supposed to be COVID. It wasn’t enough.
Remember, there’s always a bigger fish
I still can’t fathom that the US has a guy who eats roadkill and had a brainworm - the two of which might be connected - as their secretary of health.
Sometimes they’re capable of not saying the quiet part out loud. If they called him the Secretary of keeping people well enough to work but sick enough to prevent revolt, it would be giving the whole game away
I can. It’s the epitome of America.
America. Fuck you, I’m eating. - Brainworms.
Don’t forget that he’s also from a rich family so he absolutely didn’t need to eat roadkill at any point in his life.
Eats roadkill?
Idiot
Maybe we could make a weakened form of the virus that would give you immunity without getting you sick? That way everyone could get measles without a lot of people dying.
We could call it “a vaccine.”
And what if this “weakened form” gives you autism? Have you thought about that?
Edit: guess this needed a ‘\s’
Well gee, if that were a possibility, we could do research to see if that was the case, like multiple times, each time showing that it’s NOT THE FUCKING CASE. Autism DOES NOT result from measles vaccination.
The MMR Vaccine and Autism https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6768751/
Does Vaccination Increase the Risk of Autism Spectrum Disorder? https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9464417/ Conclusions
According to our review, there is no link between the development of ASD and immunization. The dramatic increase in the prevalence of ASD created widespread concern. Many theories have been offered to explain the link between vaccination and the development of autism, including changes in immune system function, abnormal organic acid synthesis, mercury toxicity, the effects of gliamorphin on cerebral function, and the link between MMR and autism. However, all these theories remain theoretical, and our review finds no evidence of a link between them and the development of autism. Parents experienced vaccination reluctance following the release of the Wakefield study on the supposed MMR vaccine-autism relationship. It raises concern and challenges vaccine acceptance among parents, leading to the re-emergence of vaccine-preventable diseases. It still raises concern in some parents; we recommend that public health officials continue to advocate and encourage vaccination. The public may require more studies to rule out the association between ASD and vaccination.
Better save a copy of those papers before they are purged for not conforming to the MAGATruth.
I keep an archive. Lot’s of people do. Did you hear about the Renegade Archivists that put up the full CDC website, on a EU web domain. It’s all there. The turnip tried this same shit last time, and people were ready for it. Try not to be such a weenie, eh?
https://www.404media.co/archivists-recreate-pre-trump-cdc-website-are-hosting-it-in-europe/
Too late
Except it doesn’t
Or we could call it… (cue pinky to corner of mouth) … “MINI-MEasles”
At the risk of being banned, I hope this guy gets the Mushroom Kingdom treatment. He has the potential to snuff out exponentially more American and global lives than the most bloodthirsty immigration detective or prosecutor.
then kick this rodeo off, rfkj; lead by example.
Do Anthrax next! You’d be superhuman after surviving that one!
What a fucking dimwit.
This guy is dumber than a box of hammers.
Hey whoa, hammers catching strays. I’m no tradesman myself but hammers are quite useful (when used appropriately) and have a number of uses outside of just driving home nails. Edit* <insert Dr. Evil-esque laugh>
They’re useful, but you wouldn’t ask one to help you with homework/run a government department.
We could continue testing their similarities by seeing what happens when we use RFK to smash the end of a nail into some wood. For science.
Give it time, there’ll be a Department of Smashin’ Shit soon enough.
What if my homework is specifically assembling a precut collection of boards, with nails?
You’ll get stones and be glad to have them!
Hey that’s how immunizations work!
If only we could get that without actually having to endure symptoms…
Nooo… 😲
At some point these nitwits are going to a) say that the wheel is woke then b) reinvent it.
That’s crazy talk. Immunizations give you the autism cooties.
/s in case someone thinks I’m MAGA or something
If you survive…
Ok. You first.
