You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.
Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?
You could still not be gay, just into pegging.
Pegging doesn’t feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I’m not gay.
Many pegging tools don’t look like a penis. No head, no buldges, etc. Just a curved cylinder with a half spherical top. Just to hit to prostate, and that’s it.
Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.
Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.
I don’t know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it’s hetero. It’s like cultural appropriation or something.
True! And what a way to find out you’re into pegging.
You need to do it regularly for several months at least to really understand the culture and determine if it’s right for you.
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I mean, it’s still accurate as to whether you like performing murder. You might not like murder as an idea or as a thing that people do, but until you try a murder, you don’t know whether you will enjoy the act of murdering.
Oh fuck now I’m confused. I don’t know what I should do this weekend, eat some broccoli, fuck a dude or murder someone.
Ohhhh I think I have a plan…
I mean… scientific method basically so yeah I guess
If a man had sex with a woman, then proceeded to have copious amounts of sex with other men and never with a woman again, would you call him straight?
I’d call him straight away.
An actual LOL from me, thanks.
Tee-hee.
Id ask him.
Depends, is he in jail?
Stinky? Try again with a good bottom who does their prep work first.
It could be man smell and not ass smell
True. I like a moderately musky guy, so that one didn’t occur to me.
Yeah as someone not into guys it’s a powerful and unpleasant smell in a very different way. Like when you’re eating something you very much dislike but understand others might love it. This is contrasted to the butt smell where yes some people are into that, but it’s because they’re freaks
Like when you’re eating something you very much dislike but understand others might love it.
Man-stink is like Brussels sprout?
No because you’d have to be insane to not love Brussels sprouts /s
Idk, even good prep can end up with some smell, it is what it is. But let’s be real, all sexual acts can have smells, we are smelly creatures.
Oral can definitely be a bit stinky, but that is just human nature.
is good logic
If you think butt stuff is kinda stinky you should try an Essex lady.
Shit smells like a harbor at low tide.
try an Essex lady
What’s this?
A lady from the English county of Essex.
I mean, you did a gay thing, but only to try it. I smoked pot a few times, didn’t care for it. Don’t smoke pot and haven’t in years and years. I am not a pothead.
Totally a pothead. /s
How many marijuanas did you smoke those few times? You might die one day.
All of them.
You are addicted to the pot now
If he kept his boot bands on then he’s still straight
I’ve read all of the comments, at this point, and absolutely no one is actually replying to the question OOP posed. It’s impossible to get a straight answer out of any of you.
Glad I slogged through that until I got to the pun. Nice work!
Is that a joke?
Gay people often have straight sex when they are unsure about their sexuality. As society becomes less homophobic I’d expect more straight guys to experiment with other guys.
If a man does anything that’s not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.
My friends said it’s only gay if our balls touch.
That is the standard definition.
Well there’s also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying “no homo” just afterwards too. So I’d say that there’s no “standard definition” but many variants.
A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.
Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.
Calm down DJ Khaled.
Damn! I must be a massive queen then.
This explains a lot
I’ve been around a while and that’s a new one on me.
Although… having a disappointing hookup with some rando doesn’t sound not gay.
Counter argument:
There are two vegetables, broccoli and carrots.
Some people have only eaten carrots and proclaimed themselves as carrot lovers.
Some people have only eaten broccoli and are broccoli lovers.
Some people have tried both and like both or like one or the other.
fake and gay
fake: op is gay
gay: op is gay
Fake: op never has sex
Gay: op is justifying a gay sex fantasy as “but I’m actually straight tho”
As someone who has done a similar experiment (though only making out) I feel like this guy is gayer than myself because I don’t think I could stay turned on or motivated enough to fuck a dude effectively, even a very fem one.
That being said I feel like gay is supposed to mean “attracted to other men” not “not-overtly-repulsed by sex with another man”
There are asexual people who can and do still have sex because they aren’t sex repulsed. Those people are still asexuals, just like asexuals who are sex repulsed are asexuals.
It’s less about what you do and more about why you’re doing it that makes it gay. Are you attracted to other men? No? Then I guess it’s not necessarily gay.
Gay sex isn’t gay? The boys group chat was right all along??
I mean… masturbation for men means touching male genitalia. You’re not bothered by that. So why be so bothered by other male genitalia?
I had a few gay experiences as a teenager. I had fun, but I never dreamed of it, unlike with girls. Even a whiff of some girly sweat mixed with like the intoxicating smell of some girls hair could make me wank off to them for days. But never replayed the experiences with my male friend in my head when looking for sexual excitation.
But the gay experiences were more like “I wonder what a blowjob feels like”. Zero sexual innuendo or romance or lust or infatuation or anything.
Just two friends getting each other off for a novel experience.
Wasn’t really my thing. But I’m fairly confident I’m more confident I’m not gay than most guys, having explored that aspect and found it to really not be my thing.
Did the same with most drugs as well. Tried em all in my youth, but now I only use weed and alcohol.
