You don’t see him the way I see him. When we’re alone he says the sweetest things

And this is why I stopped dating, after a series of emotionally abusive relationships I decided to take some time off to figure out why I keep being attracted to toxic women. I’ve been single for just over 10 years and I don’t have an answer but I have found comfort in being single.

Listen here, Kerber Werber. I need you hold still so I can use you as a basketball okay? Relax, I’m not gonna dribble you; rules are for other people so obviously I’m gonna travel.

Totally gonna slam dunk you though.