SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET
INREAL ?
Unpopular opinion: most foods are better to eat with a spoon (as long as you don’t have to cut them, e.g. steak).
counterpoint, almost all non liquid foods including salad and steak are easier and more fun to eat with your hands directly.
Wrong. Real men use power tools. I eat my steak with a chainsaw and oscillating multitool.
Where were you when salat dies.
I am home eating smegma dressing.
Salat is kill.
No.
I mean, they’re right though
I mean I find any salad pretty frustrating to eat, the ones with a lot of ingredients you can’t get the stuff on the fork, and the mostly leafy ones I feel like a cow ruminating for an hour to get 50 calories in…
You’re not supposed to use a fork, obviously. eat SALAT with SPON
Jokes aside a nice salad with sliced ingredients as opposed to diced is pretty easy to eat and can be chock full of nutrients and calories if so desired
True. That and it is funny that we can understand it.
10/10 -Would not want to eat salat with a spon.
Especially for a Greek salad I remember like a whole block of feta on top of that shit
The Grammer nazi in me just got a heart attack.
I automatically disregard anyone’s opinion if they put a space before a punctuation mark.
This is the first time I’ve seen it inconsistently applied so consistently.
Just fyi, in French orthography it is correct to put a space before a question mark. So please don’t disregard comments here on international lemmy, since i.e. phone keyboards put it there automatically.
you do realize that saying these people are native french speakers isn’t exactly helping their case, right
What do you mean? Are one’s native language and the validity of one’s opinion connected?
Laughing about the “Fr*nch” without knowing why is an uneducated thing.
As you are probably Swedish or German, I expect more informed jokes than just >hatred towards France, the French people [etc.]
you can expect into one hand and shit into the other, and see which one fills up first
france is one of the main imperial nations, i see no reason to whinge about anti-france jokes, just like i see no reason to whinge about british, belgian, dutch, or american jokes.
Hell i’ll swallow a decent amount of swede jokes, since we just wholesale made finland part of our nation and tried to colonize other parts of the world, we just didn’t particularly succeed…
Why do people have to support their claim the French aren’t nice when the French already do their best to be disliked? Have you ever experienced not being French in France? Have you ever experienced the French in their (former) colonies, how they act towards the locals? Have you ever experienced a French tourist in a different country, being angry because not everyone speaks French? I have experienced all of these scenarios. I have family in France, they aren’t different. My best friend is French, she left France because she thinks all French people are assholes. She’s never going back.
Hatred towards the French is what the French created. They were so successful doing this, there’s no need to elaborate why exactly we’re making fun of them.
I doubt you are French because if you were you would have surrendered immediately, so why bother defending them.
Wow that’s a pretty racist thing for you to say about Americans buddy.
I disregard all French opinions because they’re French.
Sad. I was hoping these uncreative, racist jokes wouldn’t appear under this comment.
At least make a joke about things the french do or say, then it would be racist but funny.
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What they do is be french and what they say are french words.
And they surrender all the time.
The French are not a race, they are just not nice (except in Nice). So it’s not racism but discrimination.
Honestly, France has gotten a bad rap my whole life for being “pussies” or “weird”, but looking at them and their willingness to actually burn shit down or hold monarchs to judgement makes me realize the French are pretty based.
Though I will say Parisian food was way overrated lol.
REAL YES. SALAT EAT WITH SPON YES.
You mean , a spon . ,
At least they have a good atmosphere
I love me some anion
