Name: Blu

Nicknames:

• Blauzi
• Baunzi
• Stinki
• alte Kackbrazze

On the left is Babyman, also known as Chickenman. He has two names because he’s either a babyman where he’s all cuddly and wants to be cozy or he’s a Chickenman because he looks like an uncooked chicken as he runs like a madman all over the house when he’s hyper.

On the right is Freyja. Typically goes by ‘Frey’, but when she’s in a hyper mood (which is extremely rare) we call her ‘Turbo Cylinder’ because she’s very tubular in shape at high speed.

Dexie, or Puddin Poopers

Name: Emily

Nickname: Emmerly. Sometimes I sing “Emmerly and Ivory” to her 😁

Name: Charlotte

Nickname: Char-Char

I also refer to them as “The Sisters” or “The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters” since they are in fact sisters from the same litter and love staring at me, visitors, and each other 😄

A rare moment of them getting along outside of having fun playfighting:

Poe, Po-po, Mr. Popo, Big Orange, Big Arnj (on his hip)

Truman, Troomers, Trumy, Boomer, Little Orange/Arnj

Truman2

Poe2

Mimo, memes, mats shmickelson when eating, captain zeiksnor when annoying and sjattepoemel when sweet.

Zim and Kylo have become “Silky” and “Fluffy Butt”.

Zim gives me Invader Zim vibes and Kylo’s name I inherited when I rescued him. Not like he answers to it or anything.

Styx, black (named after one of Plutos moons, not the 80s band)

• Stixer
• Stixie

Diesel, orange (named in memory of my friends cat)

• Dieseler
• Dieselkins

Together they are Dieselbub and the Prince of Darkness. They are brothers from the same litter and we love them very much.

Edit: Gah! I just went upstairs and they’re being adorable

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Nyx, but every cat I have is either “kitty” or lately “monkey”

I’m at work with a new-ish phone so I can’t pay the cat tax, I don’t take many pictures :/

Name: Nora

Nicknames: Nörchen, Norora Borealis, The Baby, Guardgoyle, My Darling, Mürzel

Nova and Athena. SillyButt and BabyKitty.

Her name is Beri. Nicknames: beko, bekos, or berko. As you can see in the pictures she’s a low intelligence specimen.

Name: Luci (disenchantment character)

Nick Names: Lulu, Goddamnit, Dumpster goblin, Lou, Stop that.

Name: Rorschach Nick Names: Buddy, Rory, purrlator, ruru, socks, hungry boi,

Scout

Who 99% of the time is Scooty.

She’s occasionally called: Scootybutt, Scooterella, Scoots, Scootyscoots*, Scuttles, Scuttlebutt, Scoutster (only ever used by my mom lol), Scootypuff Senior (a la Futurama, but she’s too old to be Junior. Scooty is 12.)

(*Edit: I should add that when using this one, it’s always pronounced as “ScootySCOOOOOOOOOOOTS” in imitation of our friend who coined this while drunk.)

We pretty much only call her Scout at the vet

I’ll add a picture when I get another break from work

Edit: pic tax

Looking guilty after I caught her licking a plastic bag

Asking for attention/if she can steal my chocolate croissant

“Helping” me work from home