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I think the real scenario is that, after going to dinner with either of them, you’ll get a 10m dollar bill in the mail.
Why is he making a vagina with his fingers?
Thanks, good to know I’m not the only one who noticed that. As for your answer, I have no idea. But my guess would be some hidden longing to get screwed himself, makes me wonder how often he dropped the soap in that Romanian jail…
He learned that trick from former german chancelor Angela Merkel. “Merkel-Raute” is the term.
Thanks for the laugh!
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X post by user Tate News @TateNews_ reading: Dinner with Elon Musk or dinner with Andrew Tate? The 3rd option is $10M cash. Accompanied by side-by-side photos of Elon Musk from the waist up with his hands folded in his lap and a full-body photo of Andrew Tate leaning forward in his chair with his hands steepled in his lap.
Above the post is a reply from user Shahak Shapira @ShahakShapira reading: Death by a chainsaw or or losing your parents? The 3rd option is a 90 meter yacht.
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dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs
Step 1: have $1Bn ready
Step 2: collect interest rates
Elon goes more like…
Step 1: Have $1b
Step 2: Lose $990m
Imagine being literally the richest man on the world and people still act like you’re bad at finances.
“But he inherited the wealth…”
As did many other billionaires that didn’t make it to the front of that list
Imagine thinking billionaires don’t pay people to do their finances.
Elon doesn’t lose money because of a lack of handled finances, but because he says and does absurd shit.
Other billionaires have access to the same financial advisers. Unless all billionaires are extremely stupid and Elon just happens to be the least stupid one of them then this logic simply just doesn’t add up.
I’m sad to report that, yes, that what the top comments were arguing.
I’d really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I’d get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I’d kiss the back of their head and whisper “I’ve been looking forward to this”.
Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.
Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I’d like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.
In case anyone thinks I’m being serious, I’m just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances
“Twice the pride double the fall.” - OP as he wines, dines, and brutally torture two rich shitbags.
$10M??
I’d take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.
$10 is a sure bet.
I mean, I’d put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the “honor” of dining with them.
Well let me flip a fucking coin, will you?
If you play your cards well, you’ll convince them to
payinvest $1 billion in yourcrappyawesome crypto NFT startup.Something tells me both these assholes wear shoes with no socks.
Honestly the amount could be $10 and I’d take it. I don’t get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people
Honestly you could take my money so I don’t have to go. All of it.
Sounds like someone has 0 money
You could take the time to hit them in the face.
But I’d still rather take no money at all.
Sadly, Andrew Tate has been punched in the face many times and it’s done nothing to change him.
Perhaps he has actual brain damage and didn’t go to the doctor because that’s not alpha :(
The real alpha thing is going to the doctor and taking care of your health so you can outlive all the loser betas.
Guaranteed Tate has a team of nutritionists and trainers to keep him fit. Almost nobody is that bulky and toned without help.
Eh, he probably just takes steroids and watches some gym bro on Instagram for workout ideas, people that proud and stupid rarely ask others for advice/help.
Who said anything about changing him? I just wanna have fun.
If I had their air I wouldn’t share it.
Honestly, I’d take a kick in the nuts over the other two options…
Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.
I’d pay $1000 to now have to sit with those two assholes for dinner.
Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket
Hey now we’ll have no talk like that here on Corporate Ad Platform. We only allow violence that’s endorsed by the state.
Honestly it’s so nice to be able to just laugh at this and not worry about a corporate sponsor banning you over it.
I had a 12 year old reddit account banned for suggesting people punch their local Nazi
Ah, a person of culture, I see. The old fork in the eye is a classic.
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I would like to have my 10 million, now! 🫱
Tate just looks like an absolute twat in that outfit. Like his mom dressed him for school picture day in last year’s clothes that don’t fit anymore.
What is this? A battle about how stupid a question / choice can get? Sounds like 5th grade schoolyard fun. Anyway, I take the chainsaw…
